Wolfeiego – Colony Survival – Watch with Subtitles

Wolfeiego – Colony Survival – Watch with Subtitles


Welcome to your First Day at: Wolfeiego! We Pride ourselves at being the MOST protected colony in the World of Wolf Puns. With 19 Archers in various locations, you’ll be safer than Donald Trump next to the Mexican Border This here is the South Gate and the main gate between here and New Wolfington These are the farms of the Rich, Protected by the high walls and “highly disciplined” Archers (they were just in the neighborhood you know how it is) These are the farms of the Poor which are just out in the open, and most likely where you will start out in Here we have the newly designed and nearly impenetrable, Wolf Keep of Wolfeiego This is the Crafters Guild Hall, where we grind wheat, bake bread, make arrows, and more This is the Rich’s Living Quarter We are extremely rich so only the new arrivals actually get sent to the Poor Quarters (just ignore my fails here) Here is our *noble* archer’s barracks This is the Main Bridge to the Wall and Gates Here is the Colony’s “Finest” Archers (which we spend enough iron on their arrows we could make an entire area rich with) WHEEEEE As you can see the crafters work hard in here, and sleep here as well Here we grow trees and then cut them down You might ask: why do we have a tiny area for this when we live in a F***ing Forest I answer: You go right ahead and try, its not fun Here we have the Mines and the Poor District. Thats right, you are gonna live in the mines. Thanks for Watching!

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