Lol first (:
This. Is. Brilliant.
Trump's "Super Bawl" – The State of the Bunion (aka A Spurious Bonus Point)
Executive time wasn't funThere was far too much to get doneLike rehearsing his speechSo the people he'd reachBy telling them all how he'd won
But his war wound was hurting againFace contorted – a rictus of painBut nobody could beatHis heroic defeatOf the thoughts that were lodged in his brain
So in terrible anguished despairAll his papers, he threw, in the airThen he found a few moreTore them up on the floorAnd cried out for his staff to repair
The day came, he was ready at lastAnd he would not hold back with his blastThe congress would seeThat they must agreeTo his plan, the die surely was cast
He said "Now we have got a clean slateFor a Union united in fate Differences put asideWith honour and pridePlease let us end all warring and hate"
Such a speech unexpected, he'd choseWords that rang out like heavenly proseTo the glory of GodThat they had to applaudAs he finished the congress all rose
But as they stood the President mumbled Saying something strange as he grumbled"That's the wrong speech – but howWas it my wedding vowGot mixed up , oh darn it, I fumbled!"
Talleyrand had a limp.
"Just shut up. Perfecto."
And yet, his hair is still a lie.
"The Station of The Union" is just Wilde…Yes! and “I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”
"The State of the Union is so boring!"I wish. 😟
It's still hard to believe that i've seen first lady's tits but not trump taxes.
Look at Jared
Get Vic Berger to Edit next
SOTU–Schizo Of The Union.
TRUMPS SOTU 76% APPROVAL RATING from CNN AND CBS VIEWERS. LOL. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😘😘😘😘😘
History will remember that the Republicans gave this monster a standing ovation after every sentence and obvious lie.Even when they knew he was a feckless moron and a traitor to his country.
Trump’s kind of orchestra.
Putins in ear voice was missing. The orange traitor says nothing without his masters approval.
Carrier of fake news Stephen Colbert.
The Writers are Very Intelligent .
That must have been the most physical exercise the GOP got in a whole year.I bet they all suffer from muscle aching today.
I wonder if there will be a bad lip-reading video.
The standing up and clapping after every single phrase really reminds me of a certain North Korean country…
Purrfecto!!! Can't wait for BLACKPINK to perform in your show!!!! 💛💜💛💜💛
i thought he had only tweeted his wifes name wrong lmao
Like North Korea with those bogus claps. smdh.
Republicans haven't exercised so much in ages.
Why did I enjoy this so hard?
Joshua Trump slept through history in the making…. The end of his democratic future!?
At this point I think we should probably give Trump his wallActually let's give him 4 a floor a ceiling with padding and a special jacket
Republicans are really good at applauding claptrap.
The clapping after every syllable a President utters during the State of the Union has never been limited to Republicans.
I think we the right should declare everyone on the left as the true traitors to our country and the enemy of the people and rage war against them. They all should be abolished.
Too much clapping for nothing!!!! Lies and lies that's it.
Last year's was better, I wanted to see the orange moron drinking water with two hands again.
Remember when comedians were funny? Now, they're just puppets for the left.
“Whatever the hell his name is”Hahahaha 😹😹😹
So much more entertaining than the actual SotU
Never thought I'd see a youtube poop on this channel, but here it is.
His last state of lies
So many white men on the Republican side. It's really disturbing.
HOw I wish it really happened. Lol. Best day of my life!
I don't think State Of The Union is much to get excited about.
They all sit on dildo's.
the sniffles again
1:06 is too much of what I can stand of listening to tRUMP cut it shorter
The Republikkkans at Spanky McBoneSpurs' SOTU reminded me of Stalin's Russia.https://www.newyorker.com/news/our-columnists/donald-trumps-very-soviet-fixation-on-applause
Dear Republikkkan traitors, HISTORY IS WATCHING!!!
Jared is youthful looking but in this crowd he looks like a minor.I really don't understand Ivanks' attraction for him; her voice is deeper than his, she weighs more than him and he looks more like he could be her little brother or son. If you look at them closely they look related.Forget it, I answered my own question as I was typing, it's the whole Oedipus thing.
Conformity is living death…..
Did he actually threaten democracy on national TV?
This was great!!!
Ok, this was kinda funny
That was great. Not too long and pretty much covered everything the Orange did. Bravo.
Stephen: Who is Marianne Williamson ??
“Lying Ted. Melanie” 😂😂😂
Fake News Swamp Press Garbage for the VERY FEW remaining brain washed by Hollywoody Drones!
"Lying Ted Cruz" 😂
that orange lunatic was let loose on the usa more then 2 years ago. he acts like a dic tator. how long until they drop the act and get rid of him. lets go back to normal safe politics. not the kind that might start ww3 and make me worry each and everyday about my home planet being blown to bits. by an orange crazy old fool.
Did Vic Berger get a job at the late show?
Trumps call for the house to pass a resolution banning full term abortion was pretty telling. People who respect the lives of babies responded with applause while the democrats remained silent as they support the murder of babies that would be able to survive outside the womb. Third trimester abortions are absolutely wrong!!!!
That's America. The Republicans have the means to get rid of him, but they don't. It is on their heads.
Whatever the hell his name is… 0:44 LOL 0:48 pretty much sums up his business etiquette, really.
I understand some hate but what's with all the NK comparisons you realize this has happened every year since Woodrow Wilson?? this isn't just an "ohh must clap for Trump" literally watch 1 SOTU for the last 5 Presidents and you will see the president's party always claps for every fucking thing he says..
Show trump's face…and this is the worst fabricated video
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Clap Clap Clap Clap Clap Clap
If ur mom gay
I don't know why you all are giving him a hard time about being boring, I like boring, please mister trump, give me boring.
Here Lies Donald John TrumpTreated So Unfairly1946-20??
Yes was so boring nothing new👎👎
"And whatever-the-hell his name is…" 😀
'Melanie…whatever the hell his name is' =D
It’s hard not to feel sorry for Colbert. This continuous nonsense is exactly why Trump won. If Trump cured cancer Colbert would still make a weird and desperate attempt to oppose it. Beyond embarrassing.
LYING TED!!! LYING TED!!! haha
You can sense their ' sincerity ' . Look at some of their unsmiling faces..Yes, when the cell doors slam shut on the corrupted culprits, the whole world will clap too.
Poor Donnie…the speech cut into his "executive time" a/k/a tweeting and watching Fox and Friends.
Well shit color me impressed. If he spends that much time doing other stuff then WOW he has done so much already as our President in what you claim is only 40 % of his time, imagine what he could do if demoRATS weren't obstructing, lying, and acting like clowns the other 60% of his time. MAGA2020 #BuildTheWall TRUMP/Pence2020
This is the best thing I've seen all week!
Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *
Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment.