Donald Trump Prepares for His First State of the Union

Donald Trump Prepares for His First State of the Union

[ Cheers and applause ] -I can’t believe my State of the Union address is tonight. And it’s completely sold out. Billions and billions of people will be watching. Who should I call for my pre-speech pep talk? I know. [ Cellphone vibrating ] -Fake News. This is Kellyanne Conway. -Kellyanne, it’s Donald. -Fake news. […]

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Whistleblower Mildred Mildew on the Royal Oaks Community Garden Scandal

Whistleblower Mildred Mildew on the Royal Oaks Community Garden Scandal

-Lately — I don’t need to tell you that lately the news has been abuzz about the whistleblowers who have come forward with inside information about President Trump. And here tonight is the original anonymous whistleblower bravely addressing the public for the first time. Please give a warm welcome to Mildred Mildew, everybody. [ Cheers […]

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Jamie Foxx Interviews Gabrielle Union || OFF SCRIPT a Grey Goose Production

Jamie Foxx Interviews Gabrielle Union || OFF SCRIPT a Grey Goose Production

– Now I can talk about my love of playing Words With Friends but like if I was single people be like, don’t talk about playing word games, you’re gonna scare ’em! (laughing) (upbeat music) – It’s one thing when I bring on incredible, legendary actors and actresses. It’s another thing when I bring on […]

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Black Nouveau | Program | #2201

Black Nouveau | Program | #2201

THE BLACK EXPERIENCE, WERE TOLD THROUGH THE VARIOUS WORKS OF ART, ESPECIALLY THE ISSUE OF RACE. ■ç>>HELLO. WELCOME TO “BLACK NOUVEAU.” THIS IS OUR EDITION FOR WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 18, 2013. I’M JOANNE WILLIAMS. AS WE BEGIN OUR NEW SEASON, SUPERINTENDENT GREGORY THORNTON JOINS US TO DISCUSS THE NEW YEAR FOR THE MILWAUKEE PUBLIC SCHOOLS. WE’LL […]

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We’re throwing a Bob Ross themed party and you are invited! New Day NW

We’re throwing a Bob Ross themed party and you are invited! New Day NW

>>>>>>WELCOME>>>WELCOME BACK.>>>WELCOME BACK. FOR>>>WELCOME BACK. FOR MORE>>>WELCOME BACK. FOR MORE THAN>>>WELCOME BACK. FOR MORE THAN A>>>WELCOME BACK. FOR MORE THAN A DECADE,>>>WELCOME BACK. FOR MORE THAN A DECADE, BOB FOR MORE THAN A DECADE, BOB FOR MORE THAN A DECADE, BOB ROSS FOR MORE THAN A DECADE, BOB ROSS INSPIRED FOR MORE THAN A DECADE, […]

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David Arquette and Justin Willman are Randy Savage and Jon Snow

David Arquette and Justin Willman are Randy Savage and Jon Snow

-Tell me about your costumes. David, who are you? -“Macho Man” Randy Savage. -Whoo! Yes! It’s a little — Everyone has a Macho Man sort of impersonation, just like they have a Kermit the Frog impersonation, but mine’s just not that great. -I think yours is fantastic. -Oh, why, thank you. -Fantastic. -Thank you. -What […]

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Lilly FaceTimes Hasan Minhaj Dressed as Hasan Minhaj

Lilly FaceTimes Hasan Minhaj Dressed as Hasan Minhaj

-DJ Daniel, if you were in a horror movie, do you think you’d survive? -100% yes. -100%. That’s confident. Why so confident? -[ Scoffs ] ‘Cause I’d be doing the murdering. It’s always who you least expect. -I knew you was sketch. I knew you was sketch. Hey, guys, since I’m dressed as Hasan, I […]

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Jenna Bush Hager Reveals Return To TODAY After Maternity Leave | TODAY

Jenna Bush Hager Reveals Return To TODAY After Maternity Leave | TODAY

EVEN IF JOEL IS KIDDING AROUND, I’M LIKE, PLEASE DON’T. I’M LIKE, PLEASE DON’T. BECAUSE I FEEL BAD. BECAUSE I FEEL BAD.>>YOU KNOW WHY I FEEL BAD,>>YOU KNOW WHY I FEEL BAD, BECAUSE HENRY GOES LIKE THIS. BECAUSE HENRY GOES LIKE THIS.>>WE EVER AHAVE A BIG ANNOUNCEM>>WE EVER AHAVE A BIG ANNOUNCEM THIS PROGRAM. THIS […]

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Popular Mathematics: BLTS – Lettuce = BTS

Popular Mathematics: BLTS – Lettuce = BTS

-Let’s take a look at our first equation here. If you take Anderson Cooper plus sticking a fork in an electrical outlet, it equals Bernie Sanders. -What? -You see what I’m saying? So that’s — You understand? Yeah, here. If you take your sexy math teacher plus the enthusiasm of a summer intern, it equals […]

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