Gabrielle Union Cried Watching Obama’s Farewell Address

Gabrielle Union Cried Watching Obama’s Farewell Address

>>Stephen: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY. MY NEXT GUEST IS AN ACTRESS AND AN ACTIVIST WHO STARS IN BET’S “BEING MARY JANE.” PLEASE WELCOME GABRIELLE UNION! ♪ ♪ ♪ ( APPLAUSE )>>Stephen: WELCOME TO THE SHOW. NICE TO MEET YOU.>>THANK YOU.>>Stephen: THAT’S AN EXTRAORDINARY DRESS.>>THANK YOU.>>Stephen: IT’S ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL.>>THANK YOU.>>Stephen: WELCOME TO THE SHOW.>>THANKS FOR HAVING ME.>>Stephen: […]

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Obama’s State Of The Union Had More Viewers

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TO “THE LATE SHOW.” I’M YOUR HOST STEPHEN COLBERT. THE PRESIDENT TODAY IS STILL BASKING IN THE AFTERBIRTH OF HIS STATE OF THE UNION. THIS MORNING, HE TWEETED “THANK YOU FOR ALL OF THE NICE COMPLIMENTS AND REVIEWS ON THE STATE OF THE UNION SPEECH 45.6 MILLION PEOPLE WATCHED, THE HIGHEST […]

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America’s Gun Culture Is Melting Down

America’s Gun Culture Is Melting Down

WELCOME ONE AND ALL TO THE “LATE SHOW.” I’M YOUR HOST STEPHEN COLBERT. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( PIANO RIFF ) YOU CAN FEEL IT. I’M GLAD YOU GUYS HAVE GOT THE ENERGY BECAUSE YOU CAN FEEL IT TON STREET TODAY. TOOTH TODAY IS A VERY ROUGH DAY, SO LET’S START OFF WITH SOMETHING […]

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Alanis Morissette Updates ‘Ironic’ Lyrics

Alanis Morissette Updates ‘Ironic’ Lyrics

ALANIS: ♪AN OLD FRIEND SENDS YOU A FACEBOOK REQUEST AND YOU ONLY FIND OUT THEY’RE RACIST AFTER YOU ACCEPT JAMES: ♪ THERE’S FREE OFFICE CAKE, ON THE FIRST DAY OF YOUR DIET IT’S LIKE THEY ANNOUNCE A NEW IPHONE, THE DAY YOU AFTER YOU BUY IT. ISN’T IT IRONIC? DON’T YOU THINK? ALANIS & JAMES: […]

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Ira Madison III’s Pop Culture State Of The Union

Ira Madison III’s Pop Culture State Of The Union

>>Stephen: EVERYBODY, MY NEXT GUEST IS IRA MADISON, III, WHO HOSTS THE PODCAST “KEEP IT ” . ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING )>>HI.>>Stephen: WELCOME TO THE SHOW. NICE TO MEET YOU.>>THANKS FOR HAVING ME.>>Stephen: CAN I SEE THE NAILS? I LIKE THE DARK.>>MAT BLACK.>>Stephen: NICE. IT’S A THING.>>Stephen: I NORMALLY ONLY SEE […]

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Stephen Gives Russians A Taste Of American Culture

Stephen Gives Russians A Taste Of American Culture

>>Stephen: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY! JON BATISTE AND “STAY HUMAN”! GIVE IT UP RIGHT THERE! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) HAPPY FRIDAY, JON. I’M ALMOST SAD IT’S FRIDAY BECAUSE THAT MEANS WE’RE SAYING GOODBYE TO THE HISTORIC “RUSSIA WEEK,” NEVER BEEN DONE BEFORE IN LATE NIGHT, AND IT’S THE EXCITING FINALE OF THE “RUSSIA WEEK” NOW […]

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