Donald Trump Prepares for His First State of the Union

Donald Trump Prepares for His First State of the Union

[ Cheers and applause ] -I can’t believe my State of the Union address is tonight. And it’s completely sold out. Billions and billions of people will be watching. Who should I call for my pre-speech pep talk? I know. [ Cellphone vibrating ] -Fake News. This is Kellyanne Conway. -Kellyanne, it’s Donald. -Fake news. […]

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Popular Mathematics: BLTS – Lettuce = BTS

Popular Mathematics: BLTS – Lettuce = BTS

-Let’s take a look at our first equation here. If you take Anderson Cooper plus sticking a fork in an electrical outlet, it equals Bernie Sanders. -What? -You see what I’m saying? So that’s — You understand? Yeah, here. If you take your sexy math teacher plus the enthusiasm of a summer intern, it equals […]

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Black Jeopardy with Chadwick Boseman – SNL

Black Jeopardy with Chadwick Boseman – SNL

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Amazon Echo – SNL

Amazon Echo – SNL

>>THE AMAZON ECHO HAS HELPED MILLIONS WITH THEIR DAILY ROUTINE. >>ALEXA, WHAT TIME IS IT? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS BLASTED THING? AMANDA — [ LAUGHTER ]>>BUT, THE LATEST TECHNOLOGY ISN’T ALWAYS EASY TO USE FOR PEOPLE OF A CERTAIN AGE. >>THESE KIDS BOUGHT ME A BUSTED MACHINE AGAIN. ODESSA!>>THAT’S WHY AMAZON PARTNERED […]

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Phone Booth with Gabrielle Union

Phone Booth with Gabrielle Union

-I’m Steve Higgins, and we’re about to play a game called Phone Booth, and our first player of the evening is the host of “The Tonight Show”, Mr. Jimmy Fallon! [ Cheering ] And Jimmy’s opponent is a judge on “America’s Got Talent” and the star of the new show, “L.A.’s Finest”, it’s Gabrielle Union! […]

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Gabrielle Union Was the Draymond Green of Her High School Basketball Team

Gabrielle Union Was the Draymond Green of Her High School Basketball Team

-How are you? -I’m fantastic. But I got to talk to you about — You have so much going on right now. -A lot. -Two giant projects. -Yeah. -But then the biggest thing to happen to you — You have a beautiful little baby with you. [ Cheers and applause ] How old is your […]

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Gabrielle Union Got Stalked by a Terminator Bully Trying to Kick Her Ass

Gabrielle Union Got Stalked by a Terminator Bully Trying to Kick Her Ass

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This Week in Memes: When U at Karaoke Tryna Hit That High Note in “Bohemian Rhapsody”

This Week in Memes: When U at Karaoke Tryna Hit That High Note in “Bohemian Rhapsody”

-First up, take a look at this photo of President Trump. His meme is called, “When you at karaoke trying to hit that high note in ‘Bohemian Rhapsody.’” ♪ For me ♪ [ High-pitched ] ♪ For me ♪ ♪♪ We can’t clear it. It’s just like, “You got to change the tune.” -I know. […]

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Reactions to Trump’s State of the Union Address

Reactions to Trump’s State of the Union Address

-You guys, Liam Hemsworth and Jessica Williams are my guests tonight. -Whoa! [ Cheers and applause ] -Plus, New England Patriots star Rob Gronkowski is here. [ Cheers and applause ] After three straight days of partying, Gronk has no idea how he got here. But he is here. [ Laughter and applause ] He […]

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