House Speaker Nancy Pelosi Rips Up Trump’s State of the Union Speech

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi Rips Up Trump’s State of the Union Speech

-Let’s get to the news. Well, it’s official. Trump gets to stay in office. I mean, he won’t, but he gets to. President Trump delivered the State of the Union address last night and claimed that he has led a “great American comeback.” Please. Everyone knows the great American comeback is “That’s what she said.” […]

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Trump’s State of the Union Address, National Hot Sauce Day – Monologue

Trump’s State of the Union Address, National Hot Sauce Day – Monologue

Let’s get to the news. President Trump is preparing to give his State of the Union address one week from today. All he needs is a verb, an adjective, and a plural noun. [ Laughter ] That’s right. President Trump is expected to give his State of the Union address one week from today. So […]

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Nancy Pelosi at the State of the Union, Trump’s Childhood Home – Monologue

Nancy Pelosi at the State of the Union, Trump’s Childhood Home – Monologue

-Let’s get to the news. House Speaker Nancy Pelosi appeared to give a sarcastic clap at President Trump during part of last night’s State of the Union when Trump tried to denounce division and politics. I mean, look at that. [ Laughter ] That’s the way you clap when your husband finally puts the toilet […]

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President Trump’s 2019 State of the Union Address – Monologue

President Trump’s 2019 State of the Union Address – Monologue

-Let’s get to the news. President Trump delivered his State of the Union address tonight. The President was interrupted 105 times by applause and once by Robert Mueller. [ Laughter ] President Trump’s State of the Union address tonight lasted over an hour and 20 minutes. So, if your DVR cut off the last 20 […]

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Whistleblower Mildred Mildew on the Royal Oaks Community Garden Scandal

Whistleblower Mildred Mildew on the Royal Oaks Community Garden Scandal

-Lately — I don’t need to tell you that lately the news has been abuzz about the whistleblowers who have come forward with inside information about President Trump. And here tonight is the original anonymous whistleblower bravely addressing the public for the first time. Please give a warm welcome to Mildred Mildew, everybody. [ Cheers […]

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Book of Enoch P.1 | The Anunnaki – Watchers and the Nephilim | Ancient Aliens Documentary 2019

Book of Enoch P.1 | The Anunnaki – Watchers and the Nephilim | Ancient Aliens Documentary 2019

welcome to the 5th Kind in 1984 a 26 year old woman appeared on the beach of an loga the coastal town in the ketta district of the Volta region of Ghana West Africa when she walked into her family home her relatives embraced her with joy and confusion she had been missing three years […]

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Amber Says What: Beyoncé’s Coachella Documentary, Lil Nas X’s Old Town Road

Amber Says What: Beyoncé’s Coachella Documentary, Lil Nas X’s Old Town Road

-You guys, we don’t always have enough time to cover all the recent news. So, here with a recap is one of our writers, Amber Ruffin, in a segment we call “Amber Says What?” ♪♪ -[ Speaks indistinctly ] Things have been crazy. Okay, first of all, a rapper named Lil Nas X released a […]

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Trump’s 2019 State of the Union Address: A Closer Look

Trump’s 2019 State of the Union Address: A Closer Look

-The theme of President Trump’s State of the Union address was supposed to be unity, and in the lead-up to the speech, Trump honored that theme by attacking Democrats. For more on this, it’s time for “A Closer Look.” ♪♪ Remember, this speech was supposed to be last week, but it was postponed due to […]

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The Book Of Enoch | Ancient Aliens – The Watchers and the Nephilim | Documentary 2019

welcome to the 5th Kind in 1984 a 26 year old woman appeared on the beach of an loga the coastal town in the ketta district of the Volta region of Ghana West Africa when she walked into her family home her relatives embraced her with joy and confusion she had been missing three years […]

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Amber Says What: Confederate TV Show, Maxine Waters Reclaims Time

Amber Says What: Confederate TV Show, Maxine Waters Reclaims Time

-We don’t always have time enough to cover all of the recent news, so here with a recap is one of our writers, Amber Ruffin, in a segment we call “Amber Says What.” ♪♪♪♪ -Whoo! You guys, things have been crazy! First of all, no one works in the White House anymore. Sean Spicer was […]

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