President Trump’s 2020 State of the Union Address

President Trump’s 2020 State of the Union Address

-Let’s get to the news. President Trump delivered the State of the Union Address today. And I think he’s feeling cocky, ’cause he just said, “It’s good,” and walked offstage. [ Laughter ] Despite President Trump claiming that athletes and protesters have disrespected the national anthem, video surfaced from Trump’s Super Bowl party showing him […]

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Late Night Dioramas: Trump’s State of the Union, Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston

Late Night Dioramas: Trump’s State of the Union, Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston

-Here at “Late Night,” we talk a lot about the news. But not everyone is an auditory learner. Some people retain information better when it’s presented visually. So to make sure those viewers have caught everything that’s happened so far this year, two of my writers, Jenny Hagel and Amber Ruffin, have created some visual […]

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Jimmy Recaps Trump’s State of the Union Address and Impeachment Acquittal

-Well, guys, last night, President Trump gave his State of the Union address. And, man, if you thought this season of “The Bachelor” had way too much drama, wow. [ Laughter ] The night started off perfectly icy enough when Nancy Pelosi extended her hand to Trump, and he wouldn’t shake it. Check it out […]

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Donald Trump’s State of the Union Address First Draft Outtakes

Donald Trump’s State of the Union Address First Draft Outtakes

-Last night was President Trump’s State of the Union address, which we all saw on TV. But it turns out he did a rehearsal of the speech earlier in the day. And we actually got our hands on the footage. -Oh. -Yeah. And it was quite a bit different. But take a look. -Thank you, […]

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House Speaker Nancy Pelosi Rips Up Trump’s State of the Union Speech

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi Rips Up Trump’s State of the Union Speech

-Let’s get to the news. Well, it’s official. Trump gets to stay in office. I mean, he won’t, but he gets to. President Trump delivered the State of the Union address last night and claimed that he has led a “great American comeback.” Please. Everyone knows the great American comeback is “That’s what she said.” […]

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Mary Elizabeth Winstead Lived in a Child Actor Community with Hilary Duff, Frankie Muniz

Mary Elizabeth Winstead Lived in a Child Actor Community with Hilary Duff, Frankie Muniz

-I haven’t seen you in a long time. -Been a long time. Do you remember that? -Yeah, I mean, it was — We were in a movie together. -Yes. -Called “Factory Girl.” -“Factory Girl.” But I was in one scene, so I wouldn’t blame you if you didn’t remember. -Well, I dyed my hair for […]

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DJ Khaled Breaks Down His Spiritual Father of Asahd Album and “Legendary” SNL Performance

DJ Khaled Breaks Down His Spiritual Father of Asahd Album and “Legendary” SNL Performance

-‘Cause you know how to do it right there — DJ Khaled. -This is my first time on the Fallon show! This is incredible! [ Cheering ] Hey, shout-out to The Roots, man. Legendary. Make some noise for The Roots. Legendary. [ Cheering ] -Please, welcome. Thank you for being here. -Thank you so much. […]

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Trump’s State of the Union Address, National Hot Sauce Day – Monologue

Trump’s State of the Union Address, National Hot Sauce Day – Monologue

Let’s get to the news. President Trump is preparing to give his State of the Union address one week from today. All he needs is a verb, an adjective, and a plural noun. [ Laughter ] That’s right. President Trump is expected to give his State of the Union address one week from today. So […]

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Nancy Pelosi at the State of the Union, Trump’s Childhood Home – Monologue

Nancy Pelosi at the State of the Union, Trump’s Childhood Home – Monologue

-Let’s get to the news. House Speaker Nancy Pelosi appeared to give a sarcastic clap at President Trump during part of last night’s State of the Union when Trump tried to denounce division and politics. I mean, look at that. [ Laughter ] That’s the way you clap when your husband finally puts the toilet […]

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President Trump’s 2019 State of the Union Address – Monologue

President Trump’s 2019 State of the Union Address – Monologue

-Let’s get to the news. President Trump delivered his State of the Union address tonight. The President was interrupted 105 times by applause and once by Robert Mueller. [ Laughter ] President Trump’s State of the Union address tonight lasted over an hour and 20 minutes. So, if your DVR cut off the last 20 […]

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