The Great Of The Union

The Great Of The Union

YESTERDAY, PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA DELIVERED HIS FINAL STATE OF THE UNION SPEECH. EVERYBODY WAS THERE. THE ONLY PERSON WHO WAS NOT THERE WAS A VERY RELIEVED JOHN BOEHNER WHO WAS AT HOME WATCHING A “PROPERTY BROTHERS” MARATHON. I IMAGINE IS WHAT I WOULD DO. I WOULD DO THAT. OBAMA’S WORDS WERE CONFIDENT AND ASPIRATIONAL HARKENING […]

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Trump’s State of the Union Address, National Hot Sauce Day – Monologue

Trump’s State of the Union Address, National Hot Sauce Day – Monologue

Let’s get to the news. President Trump is preparing to give his State of the Union address one week from today. All he needs is a verb, an adjective, and a plural noun. [ Laughter ] That’s right. President Trump is expected to give his State of the Union address one week from today. So […]

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Nancy Pelosi at the State of the Union, Trump’s Childhood Home – Monologue

Nancy Pelosi at the State of the Union, Trump’s Childhood Home – Monologue

-Let’s get to the news. House Speaker Nancy Pelosi appeared to give a sarcastic clap at President Trump during part of last night’s State of the Union when Trump tried to denounce division and politics. I mean, look at that. [ Laughter ] That’s the way you clap when your husband finally puts the toilet […]

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Late Show Cultural Translations

Late Show Cultural Translations

I’M SO EXCITED. IT’S SUMMER. I WANT TO GET A TAN. I’M GOING TO SWIM. I’M GOING TO DRINK IT ALL IN. THIS IS GOING TO BE THE SUMMER I ACTUALLY ENJOY. IF YOU ARE THINKING ABOUT GOING ON VACATION THIS SUMMER, YOU MAY WANT TO THINK ABOUT GOING TO CHINA BECAUSE THEY’VE GOT DISNEYLAND […]

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President Trump’s 2019 State of the Union Address – Monologue

President Trump’s 2019 State of the Union Address – Monologue

-Let’s get to the news. President Trump delivered his State of the Union address tonight. The President was interrupted 105 times by applause and once by Robert Mueller. [ Laughter ] President Trump’s State of the Union address tonight lasted over an hour and 20 minutes. So, if your DVR cut off the last 20 […]

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Mishawaka, Indiana Community Calendar With Adam Driver

Mishawaka, Indiana Community Calendar With Adam Driver

WE’RE BACK WITH ADAM DRIVER. AND, YOU’RE FROM A SMALL TOWN IN INDIANA, RIGHT?>>I AM.>>Stephen: WHERE? MOSMISHAWAKA.>>Stephen: DO YOU STILL THINK OF YOURSELF AS A SMALL TOWN GUY?>>YES.>>Stephen: HOW DID IT SHAPE YOU?>>MY FIRST JOB WAS AS A DISHWASHER — I’M TRYING TO REMEMBER THE NAME OF IT, BEEGER MANSION. I WENT TO BEEGER MIDDLE […]

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Melania Trump Gives Her Own State Of The Union

Melania Trump Gives Her Own State Of The Union

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McCall, Idaho’s Community Calendar

McCall, Idaho’s Community Calendar

HERE BACK WITH OUR FRIEND AARON PAUL. YOU WERE SAYING EARLIER YOU GREW UP IN IDAHO, RIGHT?>>YEAH, ALL OVER IDAHO. MY WIFE AND I SPENT A LOT OF OUR SUMMER IN THIS LITTLE TOWN OF McCALL, AT MY GRANDMOTHER ERSCHEL’S CABIN.>>Stephen: McCALL, IDAHO. WE LOVE SMALL TOWNS HERE AT THE “LATE SHOW”.” WE EVEN DO […]

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Bedford of Bedfordshire’s Community Calendar With John Oliver

Bedford of Bedfordshire’s Community Calendar With John Oliver

WE’RE BACK HERE WITH OUR FRIEND JOHN ( BAND PLAYING ) ( BAND PLAYING ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) OLIVER. JOHN, WE WERE TALKIN TALKING BEF GREAT YOU’RE ON THE GREEN CARD AND YOU HOPE TO STAY HERE BECAUSE YOU HAVE A WIFE AND A KID WHO ARE AMERICAN.>>THAT WOULD BE NICE.>>Stephen: THE PRESIDENT […]

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Minooka, Illinois’ Community Calendar

Minooka, Illinois’ Community Calendar

NOW, MR. OFFERMAN, YOU ARE — IF I AM NOT MISTAKEN YOU ARE FROM A SMALL TOWN IN ILLINOIS; IS THAT RIGHT.>>THAT’S RIGHT, MINOOKA, ILLINOIS, MY GRANDFATHER WAS THE MAYOR AND MY WHOLE FAMILY STILL LIVES THERE.>>Stephen: WELL, EVERYBODY LOVES WE LOVE SMALL TOWNS HERE ON THE LATE SH. I EVEN DO A SEGMENT CALLED […]

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