Civ 5 in 5 Mins: Safavid Safety – a Mod – Sid Meier’s Civilization V LP Summary

Civ 5 in 5 Mins: Safavid Safety – a Mod – Sid Meier’s Civilization V LP Summary

A vid for the Safavids. Safavids. Safavids. Safavids. Safavids. Safavids. Random foes, Fractal map – better get some popcorn Rivers and mountains and incense oh my El Dorado! If this is a loss I’ll be full of shame There are Barbarians – not sure if any are late-night talk show hosts This is a violent […]

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Civ 5 in 6 Mins: Poland Probably Into Space – Civilization V Let’s Play Summary

Civ 5 in 6 Mins: Poland Probably Into Space – Civilization V Let’s Play Summary

Poland! Random map Found a place to found Warsaw, maybe a scout first? A pangea map. Scout it is. Liberty start. I need cities last week. HELIX HELP ME Republic… for that productive feeling Our Ducal Stable comes once we ride horses Ethiopia you just love showing up now don’t you Collectively Rule the land! […]

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Civ 5 in 5 Mins: Netherlands (Potent Polders!) – Civilization V Let’s Play Summary

Going Dutch I see flood plains! YEAH Alrighty Amsterdam A scout for checkin’ things out A granary, a greenery? Of course I want Tradition Books for good looks Of course I want Liberty What a wonderful world Settle to the east! Wonderful faith and happiness Looks like Amsterdam Better build a monument Feed those guys […]

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Civ 5 in 6.5 Mins: Russia’s Rampage – Occupation of Palenque – Civilization V Summary

Civ 5 in 6.5 Mins: Russia’s Rampage – Occupation of Palenque – Civilization V Summary

Russia on a random map! Hello Katy Perry Moscow is rather unexciting Southern Maya! Tradition tree taken Lower tiers are best Horses are our friend Also settle a Mount Ruble to the west There it is Warrior makes a wall. Hundreds of horsemen! Intimidate the enemy A horse wall Finish this tree Russian barracks are […]

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Civ 5 in 4 Mins: Immortal Poles – Civilization V BNW Let’s Play Summary

Civ 5 in 4 Mins: Immortal Poles – Civilization V BNW Let’s Play Summary

So last night I wanted to be Immortally Polish, on a Donut. Here’s what happened: A sandy start! Warsaw was in the war, I saw it in textbook and in movies Temple of Archery because: the ruins Hey, how are you? Temples are great but take time The elephants face the elements And we’re without […]

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Civ 5 in 5.5 Mins: Venetian Victory – Emperor Difficulty – Civilization V LP Gameplay Summary

Civ 5 in 5.5 Mins: Venetian Victory – Emperor Difficulty – Civilization V LP Gameplay Summary

Venice on a random map! Mountains AND a river but no coast, not horrible. Kabul has coast! And we can’t write yet Land elite Mindfully Mining copper, masonry for marble. Let’s boost our wonder construction religiously A Mausoleum makes money from marble How about Artemis’ Temple too Iron appeared under the farm! There is a […]

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Civ 5 in 4 Mins: Hun Fun – 10x Mod – Sid Meier’s Civilization V BNW LP Summary

Civ 5 in 4 Mins: Hun Fun – 10x Mod – Sid Meier’s Civilization V BNW LP Summary

Disclaimer: the following game was played with the BalanceGoldPrime++ mod – meaning everything is ridiculous. Also, it was played on the toughest difficulty. Twas the Court of Attila, peaceful and kind Just kidding – we discovered Pottery not Poetry Need a worker to tend the Horse and Cow Pastures give mad hammers Enough production to […]

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Civ 5 in 4 Mins: Assisting Assyria – Sid Meier’s Civilization V: BNW LP Summary

Civ 5 in 4 Mins: Assisting Assyria – Sid Meier’s Civilization V: BNW LP Summary

This is Assyria It’s the future and we’ll get violent – one town founded It needs a matching Siege Tower Also Liberty means another Settler Cities everywhere Where’s the enemies? Need some enemies Hello Enemy Triggered some war Can’t trust the Spartans – much better apples are out there Eat the Spartans! Delete their Worker […]

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Civ 5 in 5 Mins: How To Get 200 Happiness – Polynesia Civilization V BNW LP Summary

Civ 5 in 5 Mins: How To Get 200 Happiness – Polynesia Civilization V BNW LP Summary

Turn 1. Don’t ask what difficulty. Scout those seas! Write down writing Weaponize Legalize Animalize Land the elite Ancient era complete Monarchize Compromise If only we could philosophize Dream of engineering Mathematics we are fearing Work the land! Gotta expand! Library and walls next turn National college where tuition will burn The Great Lighthouse could […]

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Civ 5 in 4 Mins: Be Tibet – a Mod – Sid Meier’s Civilization V Brave New World LP Summary

Civ 5 in 4 Mins: Be Tibet – a Mod – Sid Meier’s Civilization V Brave New World LP Summary

It’s another mod! Mountains are magic! Not-Even-7 Minutes in Tibet – let’s reference movies! City-State Slickers II: the Legend of Northern Gold India Jones and the Ruins of an Extra Citizen Mr. Smith Goes to Washington, Kevin Smith? Matt Smith? Will Smith? Oh… his son That got weird. Let’s get back to basics: Double the […]

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