Gabrielle Union Got Key Advice About Dwayne Wade

Gabrielle Union Got Key Advice About Dwayne Wade

NOW GABRIELLE, YOU AND YOUR HUSBAND THE NBA MAYER DWAYNE WADE WHO I LOVE. (APPLAUSE).>>James: I LOVE THAT MAN. YOU JUST CELEBRATED YOUR THIRD WEDDING ANNIVERSARY.>>YEAH.>>James: AS IT LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT?>>NO.>>James: FOR YOU TWO.>>NO.>>James: REALLY?>>NO I HAD A BOYFRIEND WHEN I MET HIM. AND THE WAY, HE’S A BIT YOUNGER THAN ME. SO IT […]

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The State Of The Union Is… Cancelled?

The State Of The Union Is… Cancelled?

WELCOME, ONE AND ALL, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, TO “THE LATE SHOW.” I’M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT.( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) WE HAVE NOW HIT DAY 26 OF THE GOVERNMENT SHUD, AND VITAL SERVICES ARE BEING THREATENED. FOR INSTANCE, I’VE RUN OUT OF SHUTDOWN JOKES. (LAUGHTER) WE MIGHT HAVE TO DIP INTO THE NATIONAL RESERVE AT […]

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The State Of Our Union Is… Misspelled

The State Of Our Union Is… Misspelled

WELCOME TO “THE LATE SHOW.” I’M YOUR HOST STEPHEN COLBERT ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )>>Stephen: THANK YOU VERY MUCH! WHO HERE WATCHED THE GRAMMYS LAST NIGHT? ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) IT WAS A GREAT SHOW, ESPECIALLY BECAUSE OUR FRIENDS JON BATISTE AND JOE SAYOR WERE THERE WITH GARY CLARK, JR. AND YOU GUYS KILLED […]

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David Arquette and Justin Willman are Randy Savage and Jon Snow

David Arquette and Justin Willman are Randy Savage and Jon Snow

-Tell me about your costumes. David, who are you? -“Macho Man” Randy Savage. -Whoo! Yes! It’s a little — Everyone has a Macho Man sort of impersonation, just like they have a Kermit the Frog impersonation, but mine’s just not that great. -I think yours is fantastic. -Oh, why, thank you. -Fantastic. -Thank you. -What […]

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Lilly FaceTimes Hasan Minhaj Dressed as Hasan Minhaj

Lilly FaceTimes Hasan Minhaj Dressed as Hasan Minhaj

-DJ Daniel, if you were in a horror movie, do you think you’d survive? -100% yes. -100%. That’s confident. Why so confident? -[ Scoffs ] ‘Cause I’d be doing the murdering. It’s always who you least expect. -I knew you was sketch. I knew you was sketch. Hey, guys, since I’m dressed as Hasan, I […]

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Stephen Goes Live After Trump’s State Of The Union

Stephen Goes Live After Trump’s State Of The Union

WELCOME TO “THE LATE SHOW.” LADIES AND GENTLEMENT, I’M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) YOU CAN FEEL THAT. YOU CAN FEEL THAT. THAT’S AMAZING– THAT’S– THAT’S– ONLY A LIVE SHOW IS LIKE THAT, RIGHT THERE. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) THAT’S IT. BECAUSE THE TRUTH SLOOK AT THAT, WE ARE– WE […]

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Popular Mathematics: BLTS – Lettuce = BTS

Popular Mathematics: BLTS – Lettuce = BTS

-Let’s take a look at our first equation here. If you take Anderson Cooper plus sticking a fork in an electrical outlet, it equals Bernie Sanders. -What? -You see what I’m saying? So that’s — You understand? Yeah, here. If you take your sexy math teacher plus the enthusiasm of a summer intern, it equals […]

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Americans Answer Basic Questions About Canada

Americans Answer Basic Questions About Canada

– Is Canadian a language? – I dated a girl from Montreal for a year and a half. I love Canada. – All right! I’ve been there twice. – [Voiceover] What is the capital of Canada? (laughing) – I only know, like, three cities in Canada, so I’m just going to say them. Montreal… what’s […]

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Justin Willman Performs Amazing Magic Trick with Brand-New Phone

Justin Willman Performs Amazing Magic Trick with Brand-New Phone

-I love watching you perform for unsuspecting people. I’m told you have a trick called which I think is very fitting — “Game of Phones.” And I need to know what it’s about. -I do have a trick called Game of Phones. Do you have a phone that I can use? Can I borrow your […]

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