Donald Trump Prepares for His First State of the Union

Donald Trump Prepares for His First State of the Union

[ Cheers and applause ] -I can’t believe my State of the Union address is tonight. And it’s completely sold out. Billions and billions of people will be watching. Who should I call for my pre-speech pep talk? I know. [ Cellphone vibrating ] -Fake News. This is Kellyanne Conway. -Kellyanne, it’s Donald. -Fake news. […]

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Popular Mathematics: BLTS – Lettuce = BTS

Popular Mathematics: BLTS – Lettuce = BTS

-Let’s take a look at our first equation here. If you take Anderson Cooper plus sticking a fork in an electrical outlet, it equals Bernie Sanders. -What? -You see what I’m saying? So that’s — You understand? Yeah, here. If you take your sexy math teacher plus the enthusiasm of a summer intern, it equals […]

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Phone Booth with Gabrielle Union

Phone Booth with Gabrielle Union

-I’m Steve Higgins, and we’re about to play a game called Phone Booth, and our first player of the evening is the host of “The Tonight Show”, Mr. Jimmy Fallon! [ Cheering ] And Jimmy’s opponent is a judge on “America’s Got Talent” and the star of the new show, “L.A.’s Finest”, it’s Gabrielle Union! […]

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Gabrielle Union Was the Draymond Green of Her High School Basketball Team

Gabrielle Union Was the Draymond Green of Her High School Basketball Team

-How are you? -I’m fantastic. But I got to talk to you about — You have so much going on right now. -A lot. -Two giant projects. -Yeah. -But then the biggest thing to happen to you — You have a beautiful little baby with you. [ Cheers and applause ] How old is your […]

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Gabrielle Union Got Stalked by a Terminator Bully Trying to Kick Her Ass

Gabrielle Union Got Stalked by a Terminator Bully Trying to Kick Her Ass

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This Week in Memes: When U at Karaoke Tryna Hit That High Note in “Bohemian Rhapsody”

This Week in Memes: When U at Karaoke Tryna Hit That High Note in “Bohemian Rhapsody”

-First up, take a look at this photo of President Trump. His meme is called, “When you at karaoke trying to hit that high note in ‘Bohemian Rhapsody.’” ♪ For me ♪ [ High-pitched ] ♪ For me ♪ ♪♪ We can’t clear it. It’s just like, “You got to change the tune.” -I know. […]

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Reactions to Trump’s State of the Union Address

Reactions to Trump’s State of the Union Address

-You guys, Liam Hemsworth and Jessica Williams are my guests tonight. -Whoa! [ Cheers and applause ] -Plus, New England Patriots star Rob Gronkowski is here. [ Cheers and applause ] After three straight days of partying, Gronk has no idea how he got here. But he is here. [ Laughter and applause ] He […]

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Avengers: Endgame Cast Sings “We Didn’t Start the Fire”

Avengers: Endgame Cast Sings “We Didn’t Start the Fire”

[ Cheers and applause ] [ “We Didn’t Start the Fire” plays ] ♪♪ ♪ Tony Stark, Iron Man ♪ ♪ Nick Fury has a plan ♪ ♪ Big shock, Pepper Potts ♪ ♪ Arc reactor core ♪ ♪ Asgard, ancient war ♪ ♪ Loki and his brother Thor ♪ ♪ Bruce Banner, radiation, transformation […]

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Slow Jam the News with President Obama

Slow Jam the News with President Obama

President Obama still has eight months left in office before his second term is up. Naturally, this is a time to look back on all he’s accomplished over the past eight years. You know, I was going to make a joke about this, but I — [ Laughter ] I don’t think it needs a […]

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Sesame Street: Share It Maybe

Sesame Street: Share It Maybe

[MUSIC TO THE TUNE OF “CALL ME MAYBE” BY CARLY RAE JEPSEN] COOKIE MONSTER: [SINGING] Me got a wish on me mind. It is the chocolate chip kind. Me look at you and me tell, you may have snickerdoodle. Me trade me soul for a bite. Me spell it out black and white. Me look […]

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