Donald Trump Prepares for His First State of the Union

Donald Trump Prepares for His First State of the Union

[ Cheers and applause ] -I can’t believe my State of the Union address is tonight. And it’s completely sold out. Billions and billions of people will be watching. Who should I call for my pre-speech pep talk? I know. [ Cellphone vibrating ] -Fake News. This is Kellyanne Conway. -Kellyanne, it’s Donald. -Fake news. […]

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Bedford of Bedfordshire’s Community Calendar With John Oliver

Bedford of Bedfordshire’s Community Calendar With John Oliver

WE’RE BACK HERE WITH OUR FRIEND JOHN ( BAND PLAYING ) ( BAND PLAYING ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) OLIVER. JOHN, WE WERE TALKIN TALKING BEF GREAT YOU’RE ON THE GREEN CARD AND YOU HOPE TO STAY HERE BECAUSE YOU HAVE A WIFE AND A KID WHO ARE AMERICAN.>>THAT WOULD BE NICE.>>Stephen: THE PRESIDENT […]

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Whistleblower Mildred Mildew on the Royal Oaks Community Garden Scandal

Whistleblower Mildred Mildew on the Royal Oaks Community Garden Scandal

-Lately — I don’t need to tell you that lately the news has been abuzz about the whistleblowers who have come forward with inside information about President Trump. And here tonight is the original anonymous whistleblower bravely addressing the public for the first time. Please give a warm welcome to Mildred Mildew, everybody. [ Cheers […]

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“STATE OF THE UNION” — A Bad Lip Reading

“STATE OF THE UNION” — A Bad Lip Reading

*** You can turn off these captions using the CC button below Don’t lay a finger on my gavel Pack up the car Don’t break the telephone, I just got it He’s so good Ayyeeee I can’t believe it’s Vin Diesel! Ch-chhh I like your fingers And I like your face You’re a thick youth […]

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Gabrielle Union Got Key Advice About Dwayne Wade

Gabrielle Union Got Key Advice About Dwayne Wade

NOW GABRIELLE, YOU AND YOUR HUSBAND THE NBA MAYER DWAYNE WADE WHO I LOVE. (APPLAUSE).>>James: I LOVE THAT MAN. YOU JUST CELEBRATED YOUR THIRD WEDDING ANNIVERSARY.>>YEAH.>>James: AS IT LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT?>>NO.>>James: FOR YOU TWO.>>NO.>>James: REALLY?>>NO I HAD A BOYFRIEND WHEN I MET HIM. AND THE WAY, HE’S A BIT YOUNGER THAN ME. SO IT […]

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The State Of The Union Is… Cancelled?

The State Of The Union Is… Cancelled?

WELCOME, ONE AND ALL, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, TO “THE LATE SHOW.” I’M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT.( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) WE HAVE NOW HIT DAY 26 OF THE GOVERNMENT SHUD, AND VITAL SERVICES ARE BEING THREATENED. FOR INSTANCE, I’VE RUN OUT OF SHUTDOWN JOKES. (LAUGHTER) WE MIGHT HAVE TO DIP INTO THE NATIONAL RESERVE AT […]

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The State Of Our Union Is… Misspelled

The State Of Our Union Is… Misspelled

WELCOME TO “THE LATE SHOW.” I’M YOUR HOST STEPHEN COLBERT ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )>>Stephen: THANK YOU VERY MUCH! WHO HERE WATCHED THE GRAMMYS LAST NIGHT? ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) IT WAS A GREAT SHOW, ESPECIALLY BECAUSE OUR FRIENDS JON BATISTE AND JOE SAYOR WERE THERE WITH GARY CLARK, JR. AND YOU GUYS KILLED […]

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David Arquette and Justin Willman are Randy Savage and Jon Snow

David Arquette and Justin Willman are Randy Savage and Jon Snow

-Tell me about your costumes. David, who are you? -“Macho Man” Randy Savage. -Whoo! Yes! It’s a little — Everyone has a Macho Man sort of impersonation, just like they have a Kermit the Frog impersonation, but mine’s just not that great. -I think yours is fantastic. -Oh, why, thank you. -Fantastic. -Thank you. -What […]

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Lilly FaceTimes Hasan Minhaj Dressed as Hasan Minhaj

Lilly FaceTimes Hasan Minhaj Dressed as Hasan Minhaj

-DJ Daniel, if you were in a horror movie, do you think you’d survive? -100% yes. -100%. That’s confident. Why so confident? -[ Scoffs ] ‘Cause I’d be doing the murdering. It’s always who you least expect. -I knew you was sketch. I knew you was sketch. Hey, guys, since I’m dressed as Hasan, I […]

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