Jimmy Recaps Trump’s State of the Union Address and Impeachment Acquittal

-Well, guys, last night, President Trump gave his State of the Union address. And, man, if you thought this season of “The Bachelor” had way too much drama, wow. [ Laughter ] The night started off perfectly icy enough when Nancy Pelosi extended her hand to Trump, and he wouldn’t shake it. Check it out […]

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Donald Trump’s State of the Union Address First Draft Outtakes

Donald Trump’s State of the Union Address First Draft Outtakes

-Last night was President Trump’s State of the Union address, which we all saw on TV. But it turns out he did a rehearsal of the speech earlier in the day. And we actually got our hands on the footage. -Oh. -Yeah. And it was quite a bit different. But take a look. -Thank you, […]

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Donald Trump Prepares for His First State of the Union

Donald Trump Prepares for His First State of the Union

[ Cheers and applause ] -I can’t believe my State of the Union address is tonight. And it’s completely sold out. Billions and billions of people will be watching. Who should I call for my pre-speech pep talk? I know. [ Cellphone vibrating ] -Fake News. This is Kellyanne Conway. -Kellyanne, it’s Donald. -Fake news. […]

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Gabrielle Union Got Stalked by a Terminator Bully Trying to Kick Her Ass

Gabrielle Union Got Stalked by a Terminator Bully Trying to Kick Her Ass

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Reactions to Trump’s State of the Union Address

Reactions to Trump’s State of the Union Address

-You guys, Liam Hemsworth and Jessica Williams are my guests tonight. -Whoa! [ Cheers and applause ] -Plus, New England Patriots star Rob Gronkowski is here. [ Cheers and applause ] After three straight days of partying, Gronk has no idea how he got here. But he is here. [ Laughter and applause ] He […]

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Slow Jam the News with President Obama

Slow Jam the News with President Obama

President Obama still has eight months left in office before his second term is up. Naturally, this is a time to look back on all he’s accomplished over the past eight years. You know, I was going to make a joke about this, but I — [ Laughter ] I don’t think it needs a […]

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Tonight Showbotics: Jimmy Meets Sophia the Human-Like Robot

Tonight Showbotics: Jimmy Meets Sophia the Human-Like Robot

-♪ Tonight Showbotics, Tonight Showbotics ♪ ♪ Yeah ♪ -Welcome to “Tonight Showbotics.” Let’s meet our first robot. Please welcome, from Carnegie Mellon University in Pittsburgh, Howie Choset and Snake Bot. How you doing, buddy? -Nice to meet you. -Howie, nice to see you. -♪ Yeah ♪ -Thank you for coming on the show. I’m […]

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