We live only to discover beauty. All else is a form of waiting.
You have been defeated. Your civilization have been overwhelmed by its many foes. But you people do not despair- …for they know that one day you shall return- …and lead them forward to victory.
Madam Speaker, Mr. Vice President, members of the Congress, much to my surprise, here we are again for the third year in a row with this [BLEEP] guy. But hell, what do I know? I’m just a guy who yells thing. So without further ado, you know him, I hate him, here he is to […]
-Well, guys, last night, President Trump gave his State of the Union address. And, man, if you thought this season of “The Bachelor” had way too much drama, wow. [ Laughter ] The night started off perfectly icy enough when Nancy Pelosi extended her hand to Trump, and he wouldn’t shake it. Check it out […]
You have triumphed over your foes through the art of diplomacy. Your cunning and wisdom have earned you great friends… …and divided and sown confusion amongst your enemies! Forever will you be remembered as the leader who brought peace to a weary world.
-Last night was President Trump’s State of the Union address, which we all saw on TV. But it turns out he did a rehearsal of the speech earlier in the day. And we actually got our hands on the footage. -Oh. -Yeah. And it was quite a bit different. But take a look. -Thank you, […]
-I haven’t seen you in a long time. -Been a long time. Do you remember that? -Yeah, I mean, it was — We were in a movie together. -Yes. -Called “Factory Girl.” -“Factory Girl.” But I was in one scene, so I wouldn’t blame you if you didn’t remember. -Well, I dyed my hair for […]
Things always seem fairer when we look back at them- …and it is out of that inaccessible tower of the past- …that Longing leans and beckons.
-‘Cause you know how to do it right there — DJ Khaled. -This is my first time on the Fallon show! This is incredible! [ Cheering ] Hey, shout-out to The Roots, man. Legendary. Make some noise for The Roots. Legendary. [ Cheering ] -Please, welcome. Thank you for being here. -Thank you so much. […]