Civilization V – Cultural Victory

Civilization V – Cultural Victory

You have achived victory through the awsome power of your culture. Your civilization’s greatness, the magnificent of its monuments… …and the power of its artists, has astounded the world. Poets will honor you for as long as beatuy brings gladness to a weary heart.

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Civ 5 in 5 Mins: Safavid Safety – a Mod – Sid Meier’s Civilization V LP Summary

Civ 5 in 5 Mins: Safavid Safety – a Mod – Sid Meier’s Civilization V LP Summary

A vid for the Safavids. Safavids. Safavids. Safavids. Safavids. Safavids. Random foes, Fractal map – better get some popcorn Rivers and mountains and incense oh my El Dorado! If this is a loss I’ll be full of shame There are Barbarians – not sure if any are late-night talk show hosts This is a violent […]

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Civ 5 in 6 Mins: Poland Probably Into Space – Civilization V Let’s Play Summary

Civ 5 in 6 Mins: Poland Probably Into Space – Civilization V Let’s Play Summary

Poland! Random map Found a place to found Warsaw, maybe a scout first? A pangea map. Scout it is. Liberty start. I need cities last week. HELIX HELP ME Republic… for that productive feeling Our Ducal Stable comes once we ride horses Ethiopia you just love showing up now don’t you Collectively Rule the land! […]

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Civ 5 in 6.5 Mins: Russia’s Rampage – Occupation of Palenque – Civilization V Summary

Civ 5 in 6.5 Mins: Russia’s Rampage – Occupation of Palenque – Civilization V Summary

Russia on a random map! Hello Katy Perry Moscow is rather unexciting Southern Maya! Tradition tree taken Lower tiers are best Horses are our friend Also settle a Mount Ruble to the west There it is Warrior makes a wall. Hundreds of horsemen! Intimidate the enemy A horse wall Finish this tree Russian barracks are […]

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Civ 5 in 4 Mins: Immortal Poles – Civilization V BNW Let’s Play Summary

Civ 5 in 4 Mins: Immortal Poles – Civilization V BNW Let’s Play Summary

So last night I wanted to be Immortally Polish, on a Donut. Here’s what happened: A sandy start! Warsaw was in the war, I saw it in textbook and in movies Temple of Archery because: the ruins Hey, how are you? Temples are great but take time The elephants face the elements And we’re without […]

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Civilization VI in a nutshell 6

Civilization VI in a nutshell 6

ayy lmao lol look at ya you don’t have spies haha you are a loser haha go kys listen here you fukken gramma it’s the stone age nobody got spies yet except you fatass LOL LOSER U DONT HAVE SPIES hello m8. thank u 4 keeping peace on the continent. bully for you. hello, we […]

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Civ 5 in 5.5 Mins: Venetian Victory – Emperor Difficulty – Civilization V LP Gameplay Summary

Civ 5 in 5.5 Mins: Venetian Victory – Emperor Difficulty – Civilization V LP Gameplay Summary

Venice on a random map! Mountains AND a river but no coast, not horrible. Kabul has coast! And we can’t write yet Land elite Mindfully Mining copper, masonry for marble. Let’s boost our wonder construction religiously A Mausoleum makes money from marble How about Artemis’ Temple too Iron appeared under the farm! There is a […]

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Civilization 5 Mongol Scenario on Deity 2 of 3

Civilization 5 Mongol Scenario on Deity 2 of 3

With China finished most of the forces will now focus on conquering the Western civs. Persia is next, but this can be one of the most annoying problems in the game if they happen to have a golden age when you attack them When this happens Persian units get one extra movement and makes it […]

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Civ 5 in 4 Mins: Hun Fun – 10x Mod – Sid Meier’s Civilization V BNW LP Summary

Civ 5 in 4 Mins: Hun Fun – 10x Mod – Sid Meier’s Civilization V BNW LP Summary

Disclaimer: the following game was played with the BalanceGoldPrime++ mod – meaning everything is ridiculous. Also, it was played on the toughest difficulty. Twas the Court of Attila, peaceful and kind Just kidding – we discovered Pottery not Poetry Need a worker to tend the Horse and Cow Pastures give mad hammers Enough production to […]

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