State of the Cartoonion: Pop culture cabinet

State of the Cartoonion: Pop culture cabinet


CARTOONIAN.>>>WELCOME BACK. PRESIDENT JOHN F. KENNEDY WAS A GREAT LOVER OF AMERICAN CULTURE. HE ASKED ROBERT FROST TO READ HIS INAUGURAL POEM. HE REGULARLY INVITED IS AUTHORS AND ARTISTS TO THE WHITE HOUSE. PREPZ TRUMP IS GOING FOR A SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT VIBE. IT’S THE SUBJECT OF THIS WEEK’S STATE “THE CARTOONIAN.” >>SCREW OFF, COASTAL ELITES. DONALD TRUMP IS STRAKING HIS ADMINISTRATION WITH LEADERS FROM REAL AMERICAN POP CULTURE. >>WOW. >>HIS PICK TO HEAD THE SMALL BUSINESS ADMINISTRATION IS LINDA McMAHON, CEO OF WWE. MAKING HER I’M PRETTY SURE THE ONLY HEAD OF THAT AGENCY TO HAVE EVER SURVIVED ONE OF STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN’S STONE COLD STUNNERS.>>STONE COLD.>>HIS PICK TO BE SECRETARY OF LABOR RUNS THE CARL’S JUNIOR AND HARDEES FRANCHISE INFAMOUS FOR THE RACY COMMERCIALS WITH SCANTILY CLAD MODELS.>>HAVE YOU EVER BEEN BY A BURGER BEFORE. >>HIS PICK TO HEAD THE TREASURY DEPARTMENT SERVED AS AN EXECUTIVE PRODUCER ON “MAD MAX FURY ROAD.” THE NEXT SEASON OF “CELEBRITY APPRENTICE” STARRING ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER AND FEATURING IS SNOOKI. >>I’LL BE BACK. >>WILL HAVE DONALD TRUMP AS AN EXECUTIVE PRODUCER. IS IT RIDICULOUS TO WONDER IF THE INAUGURAL POEM WILL BE GIVEN

18 thoughts on “State of the Cartoonion: Pop culture cabinet

  1. CNN understand this…… trump could pick Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck and Bugs Bunny, it would still be better than anything the corrupt witch Clinton would pick

  2. This really isn't news and its as fake as it gets. So please explain to the American people what "Fake News" really is? In logical terms not in your (CNN) agenda terms.

  3. the orange caligula will NEVER be my president! he deserves the same respect he's shown to obama over the past 8 yrs, which is crap!

  4. CNN IS FAKE NEWS! So Obama picks Anti-American and Racist Activist it's ok, but when Trump picks Business men and women it's racist and stupid.. FAKE NEWS all the way..

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