Sean Spicer Plays Dirty on Dancing with the Stars | The Daily Show

Sean Spicer Plays Dirty on Dancing with the Stars | The Daily Show


Sean Spicer, former White House
press secretary and the human version
of a clammy handshake. After he left the White House, he did something
no one else did. He decided to dance. It’s official. The new cast
of Dancing with the Stars was announced today,
and one of the celebrities putting on his dancing shoes is former White House
Press Secretary Sean Spicer. I hope what this show is
at the end of the season is an example of people of
a bunch of different backgrounds getting together,
leaving politics aside -and having a good time
-Great. Mm-hmm. in a civil and respectful way. I think too much we– of what we
have in this country right now is every conversation
has to turn into politics. You know, that’s actually
a beautiful sentiment. I actually agree
with Pasty Spice over here. ‘Cause, in the past few years, everything
has become politicized– our food, our sports, even our kids’ cartoons. Ever since Dora the Explorer
got arrested by ICE, -it hasn’t been the same.
-(gasping) Just like,
“I wasn’t cross illegally! I just like to explore!” To be fair, she did have
marijuana in her backpack, but that was the monkeys.
That was the monkeys. But, believe it or not, since he joined the cast
of Dancing with the Stars, Sean Spicer
has brought everyone together. It’s just to laugh
at his terrible dancing. -(shouting)
-♪ Colors of the world ♪ -♪ Spice up your life ♪
-♪ Every boy and every girl ♪ ♪ Spice up your life ♪ ♪ Bamboleo ♪ ♪ Bambolea ♪ ♪ We know how to show it ♪ ♪ ♪ (guitar playing) (rapid clapping) ANNOUNCER:
At the bottom, Sean and Lindsay. At the bottom
are Sean and Lindsay. And at the bottom
are Sean and Lindsay. Dancing doesn’t come easy
to you. It looked like they were set
in cement, your hips. Technically, it wasn’t,
you know, great. You are just
a little bit robotic. TONIOLI:
What were you doing there? It was
like you were being attacked by a swarm of wasps. You got to admit, it is fun to
watch the judges dragging him. Like, I actually wish
every Trump official had to go through this
after leaving the White House. Yeah. Just be, like,
the judges going, “Stephen Miller,
you dance like a snake trying to shed its skin.” He’s like,
“Oh, I wasn’t dancing. I did just shed my skin.” (hissing) (laughter, applause) But those judges are right
about Spicer. Not only was he bad
at lying to the press, it turns out his hips
also can’t lie for shit. Right? In fact, I’m not even sure
that he has hips. I wouldn’t be surprised if,
underneath that stupid outfit, he just has the body of a Lego. Like, that’s what it is. So, look, Sean Spicer has-has
clearly been the worst dancer on the show
and possibly in history ever. He’s been getting
the lowest scores and should have been gone
a long time ago. But Dancing with the Stars
factors in both scores and the viewer votes at home. So once it became clear that he wasn’t gonna
win over the judges, Sean Spicer decided, “Screw the whole nonpolitical,
kumbaya crap,” and he started going on
the far-right website Breitbart to turn this dance competition
into a full-on civil war. (audience groaning) -(groaning) -Okay, I-I
haven’t said this in a while, but, Sean Spicer, what the
(bleep) are you talking about? -(cheering and applause)
-Like, first of all, first of all, people on the left don’t care if a conservative wins
Dancing with the Stars. Trust me, when it comes
to the liberal agenda, dancing does not make the list. You won’t see Bernie Sanders
onstage like, “College should be free. “Health care should be
a human right. “And the cha-cha should go
dun-dun, dun-dun-dun. We’ve got to fight for that.” (cheering and applause) But, once again, I guess
Sean Spicer has lied to America, because now he’s totally making
this thing political. He’s trying to convince people the only way to free
conservatives from persecution is to help him win
a reality dance competition? That’s not how things work. Nelson Mandela was never like, “To fight the oppression
of apartheid, we will be joining season 23
of Top Chef.” Like, that’s not a thing. -(applause)
-WOMAN: Ow! And-and Spicer hasn’t only
lasted this long on the show by turning this
into a culture war– he’s also basically resorted
to election fraud. You can vote tonight 20 times. Ten times text “Sean” to 21523. Keep hitting “send.” Just type
“Sean” over and over again and hit “send” until it tells
you you’ve maxed out at ten. You get another ten votes
by going to ABC.com. Make sure that you cast your
votes while the show is live on the East Coast,
between 8:00 and 10:00 p.m. If you’re in Central Time,
that’s 7:00 to 9:00. Mountain, 6:00 to 8:00. Here on the West Coast,
5:00 to 7:00. Don’t wait for the show
to come on live if you’re in the Mountain
or-or, uh, Pacific Time. Vote between 8:00 and 10:00
Eastern Time. Those are the only votes
that count. All right,
did-did you hear that? Did you– He just told people
to vote for him 20 times even if they haven’t seen him
dance yet, which is messed up.
Although, it’s also smart. Because you could wait
to see him dance, but then how you gonna text
the right number once your eyes are bleeding?
I get it. I get it. I totally get it. But beyond riling up
Breitbart listeners and showing his supporters
how to vote a thousand times, Spicer’s campaign
has been successful. Because, you see,
he’s harnessed the full support of the conservative world. REPORTER: It is your Shot
of the Morning. That is Sean Spicer dancing
his way into America’s hearts. Oh, my gosh.
It makes you feel like dancing! Wow! Sean Spicer! The biggest star right now
on Dancing with the Stars. He keeps going
and going and going. I’m telling you,
you’re doing great, my friend. You know what, Sean.
I-I think you’re getting better -every week. -I’m sure
that you improved quite a bit. Congratulations on that.
On to the next round you march. REPORTER 2: The president
found time to throw his support behind former
Press Secretary Sean Spicer on Dancing with the Stars. (reading): -(groaning)
-That’s right. Even the president
of the United States is stepping in to keep Spicer from getting voted
off the dance floor. You know, I guarantee that,
at some point, between running the country
and promoting Sean Spicer, Trump has accidentally texted
“Sean” ten times to the president of Ukraine. I know that’s
happened at least once. He just sent it,
and the guy’s like, “Mr. President, who is Sean?” “Uh, sorry.
Wrong number, wrong number.” So, look, I know Sean Spicer isn’t
technically breaking any rules. I mean, he’s breaking a ton
of dancing rules and just general rules
of physics about how the human body
is supposed to move, but he is ruining Dancing with
the Stars for a lot of its fans who genuinely love
to watch good dancing, because this-this is not
supposed to be about politics. It’s about talent. And a guy who dances
with the elegance of a dial-up modem logging into
AOL does not deserve to win. And you might be wondering.
You might be like, “Well, Trevor,
why do you care so much?” Well, I’ll tell you why. ‘Cause back in South Africa,
I was lucky enough to be a “Dancing with the Star.”
All right? I samba’d out there,
I paso doble’d, I waltzed. -(applause and cheering)
-And I-I did whatever that is. And you know what?
I’m proud to say that I kicked ass
because I worked hard at it. So if Sean Spicer’ gonna destroy
one of the greatest, most-respected institutions
in the world, I have no choice
but to defend its honor. Sean Spicer… (cheers and applause) We’re gonna settle this
like men, man. You and me! You meet me in the parking lot
after work! And it’s gonna be… a dance-off, Sean. -We’re dancing, Sean!
-(dance music plays) We’re dancing. We’re gonna be dancing, Sean.

100 thoughts on “Sean Spicer Plays Dirty on Dancing with the Stars | The Daily Show

  1. we had this in denmark with an old football legend that everyone liked, he could not dance but because every like him so much he would get so many votes that he would keep on moving toward in the competition, at the end he did not make it tho, because they changed the voting rules πŸ˜›

  2. Howdy, I have started to follow you on instagram. On twitter I can't follow many people or comment because it must be my lots of talking on politics that spooked twitter company they thought before my own country government comes to take me they must save me by putting a ban on what I can write & what not. Yesterday I added your post to mine & like your posts but there is a inferiority complex dude in my world just entered 48 days ago controls my phone I don't know how so what to post what not to he decides because my accounts stop moving. But I can't live in a lock bubble. I had to know what is happening outside or how I be political party worker. From now on I'll watch everything you post only can't repost add or like it but I'm listening not for fun it's for information. See you around.

  3. Spicer is so fu^&ing pathetic.. Lied from day 1 in his complicity with the trump corruption. Most of us normal Americans have zero respect for the d-bag.

  4. Oh Trevor, you always bring so much joy and happiness to the table and help us to get through these times with a smile. Thank you so much!

  5. While already chuckling snot came out my nose when I looked up at the screen at the end & hada bust out with a snort laugh 🀣🀣🀭🀧

  6. I miss Spicey's Press Conferences – they were so bad. I love the way he looks in those Green Ruffles! He's a bizarre Footnote in a bizarre History.

  7. You might be able to leave politics out of it,
    but being an awful talentless scumbag?
    That's a stench you ain't scrubbing off.

  8. I don't care about anything anymore. I just want to see Trevor dance! Where do I get the South-African DWTS clips with Trevor???

  9. No, he's not doing well Fox News. The show knows that viewers will tune in for the good stuff and the DISASTERS, like Sean Spicer! LMAO

  10. Haha the ending πŸ˜‚ Now I know Trump also have something under his shirt . Its a dance thing going on in the White House 🐻

  11. those last 30 seconds killed me… I rolled off my chair and watched it again three times! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  12. When Trevor started taking his shirt off at 7:42 I thought we'd see him half-naked… I've never been so disappointed, yet strangely satisfied in my life… πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  13. Just another insecure ego that has to resort to campaigning for votes instead of earning it like the rest. A very pathetic and sad showing.

  14. At first I thought, aw sweet, he can finally let loose and have some fun after having a super stressful job. Then he started groveling. That's just heart breaking.

  15. As a former ballroom dance teacher, I say β€œBRAVO TREVOR!!! Well said my friend!” And, yessss…Spicer sucks and should just …kick rocks.

  16. Spicer just proved one more time that conservatives are spiteful, spineless, talentless opportunists full of envy. An alfa male would never tout being an alpha male, the best president would never tout being the best president, yet conservatives are to stupid to understand these simple truths, and that is why they become such pathetic losers.

  17. Republicans can't even participate in something as simple as a DANCE CONTEST without cheating…UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE!!!

  18. OH. MY. GOD. I DID NOT SEE THE END COMING!!! UFF HE'S SO GOOD!!! 😍 Gotta watch all his Dancing With The Stars performances 😍

  19. it feels like USA's politics get more & more pathetic every week -.- its sooo sad to watch from germany! i really hope that the next president makes america awesome again!

  20. Trevor's snake face was perfect!!! He's just the best, I love that he can be completely goofy and then turn around and do a really intelligent, insightful interview with his serious guests. I am so happy we have him!

  21. Isn't this typical though. They rig the game and then say everyone else is just bad at it. Did you see that big smile on that losers face when he started winning after cheating. In dancing you can either dance or you can't.

  22. Sean Spicer has a bad thyroid, and a typical white, old man body: Not suitable for consumption. Trevor, on the other hand…

  23. Easy to say we shouldn't talk about politics when your parties policies are literally killing people and keeping the poor from better lives. Like punching someone in the face and then saying "can't we all just get along." No Republicans, we can't. You've got to go!

  24. Trevor’s Chest way lighter than his face. Duuuude. Go to tanning salon or use sun screen during the summer. You are part white. Embrace the problems we have 🀣

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