Kimmel Kidversations – State of the Union

Kimmel Kidversations – State of the Union


WE’RE 130 DAYS INTO THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION. SO FAR IT’S BEEN SMOOTH SAILING, NOT A BUMP. [ LAUGHTER ] BUT OF COURSE ADULTS ARE BIASED AND PARTISAN AND ALL THOSE THINGS THAT MAKE IT DIFFICULT TO WORK TOGETHER. CHILDREN AREN’T. CHILDREN ARE HONEST. SO I ASKED KIDS, FUTURE VOTERS OF AMERICA, TO GIVE ME THEIR TAKES ON THE STATE OF OUR PRESIDENT AND OUR UNION AND THIS IS WHAT THEY HAD TO SAY. YOU KNOW WHO THE PRESIDENT IS?>>YEP. >>Jimmy: WHO IS IT?>>DONALD TRUMP.>>Jimmy: HOW DO YOU THINK HE’S DOING?>>I THINK HE’S DOING GOOD. >>Jimmy: YOU DO? YOU’RE HAPPY WITH THE JOB HE’S DONE SO FAR?>>YEAH.>>Jimmy: WHAT DOES THE PRESIDENT EVEN DO?>>HE WATCHES OVER OUR COUNTRY.>>Jimmy: RIGHT. >>AND HE PROTECTS THE PEOPLE AND HE MAKES SURE NOBODY BREAKS THE LAWS.>>Jimmy: RIGHT. BUT IT TURNS OUT A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE BREAKING THE LAWS.>>YEAH.>>Jimmy: YOU KNOW? IN FACT, SOMEBODY PEED ON THESE STEPS A LITTLE EARLIER. DID YOU KNOW THAT?>>NO.>>Jimmy: AND YET PRESIDENT TRUMP, WHERE IS HE? HE DOES NOTHING ABOUT IT.>>HE’S IN THE WHITE HOUSE.>>Jimmy: I KNOW, BUT DON’T YOU THINK HE SHOULD BE HERE PROTECTING OUR STEPS FROM PEOPLE PEEING ON THEM?>>YEAH.>>Jimmy: I DO TOO. LUCKILY YOU WORE A YELLOW DRESS.>>YEAH.>>Jimmy: YEAH. DONALD TRUMP.>>YEP. DONALD TRUMP. IS THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.>>Jimmy: HE IS THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. HOW DO YOU THINK HE’S DOING SO FAR?>>OH, I THINK HE’S DOING GOOD. >>Jimmy: YOU DO? WHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT WHAT HE’S BEEN DOING?>>I LIKE THAT HE BUILT A WALL. BECAUSE MEXICO TRIES TO TEAR INTO THE UNITED STATES, ATTACK THE UNITED STATES. >>Jimmy: DO YOU THINK THERE’S A LOOMING THREAT OF MEXICO TRYING TO ATTACK THE UNITED STATES?>>NO. >>Jimmy: I DON’T THINK YOU HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THE MEXICANS ATTACKING US, YOU KNOW?>>YEAH. >>Jimmy: AS A KID YOU’VE GOT OTHER THINGS TO WORRY ABOUT, LIKE SLEEP-OVERS, KILLER BEES. ARE KIDS STILL WORRIED ABOUT KILLER EER BEES?>>NO. >>Jimmy: YOU SHOULD, THAT’S WHAT’S GOING TO GET YOU. >>KILLER BEES AREN’T REAL. >>Jimmy: KILLER BEES ARE REAL, READ ABOUT IT, TRUST ME ON THIS ONE. YOU’LL BE LUCKY TO HIT 10 YEARS OLD. HOW DO YOU THINK PRESIDENT TRUMP IS DOING SO FAR?>>NOT REALLY WELL. BECAUSE MY SISTER TOLD ME THAT DONALD TRUMP IS AGAINST ANOTHER STATE. >>Jimmy: WHICH STATE?>>I CAN’T — >>Jimmy: IS IT NEBRASKA?>>YEAH, NEBRASKA. [ LAUGHTER ]>>Jimmy: A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE HAPPY THAT HE’S BOMBING NEBRASKA. DO YOU THINK IT WAS A GOOD IDEA?>>NO.>>Jimmy: YOU DON’T?>>BECAUSE — THERE’S BETTER BOMBS.>>I THINK THEY’RE GOING TO BE OKAY, THOUGH, I REALLY DO. ONCE FOOTBALL SEASON STARTS. THEY’RE USUALLY PRETTY SOLID. IF YOU COULD GIVE THE PRESIDENT ANY ADVICE, WHAT ADVICE WOULD YOU GIVE HIM?>>LIKE WALK AROUND A LITTLE BIT AND SEE WHAT’S GOING ON IN DIFFERENT STATES. >>Jimmy: THAT’S GOOD ADVICE. WHICH STATES?>>LIKE CALIFORNIA. NEW YORK.>>Jimmy: NEBRASKA?>>NEBRASKA. MONTANA.>>Jimmy: NEBRASKA’S HAD IT PRETTY HARD. SHOULD WE SAY A PRAYER FOR OUR FRIENDS IN NEBRASKA?>>SURE.>>Jimmy: DEAR LORD. PLEASE WATCH OVER OUR FRIENDS IN OMAHA. AND — I CAN’T THINK OF ANY OTHER CITIES IN NEBRASKA. BUT PLEASE WATCH OVER ALL OF THEM. AND KEEP THEM SAFE FROM HARM. AMEN.>>AMEN.>>Jimmy: AMEN. DO YOU THINK DONALD TRUMP IS MAKING AMERICA GREAT AGAIN?>>YEAH. >>Jimmy: WHAT SORTS OF THINGS IS HE CHANGING?>>LIKE WE’RE GOING INTO WAR. >>Jimmy: YOU LIKE THAT?>>NO. >>Jimmy: OH. DO YOU KNOW WHO THE VICE PRESIDENT IS?>>YES. MIKE PENCE. >>Jimmy: MIKE PENCE. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF HIM?>>WHAT I DON’T LIKE IS THAT HE DID NOT SUPPORT THE WALL THEN HE SWITCHED TO SUPPORTING THE WALL.>>Jimmy: DID YOU KNOW MIKE PENCE LIKES TO DRESS AS A WOMAN WHEN HE’S AT HOME?>>REALLY?>>Jimmy: UH-HUH. IT’S TRUE. SPREAD IT AROUND. [ LAUGHTER ] WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT WHAT’S GOING ON IN RUSSIA? WITH RUSSIA RIGHT NOW?>>RUSSIA. I HEARD SOME — SOME BAD THINGS ABOUT RUSSIA.>>Jimmy: WE HAD A COLD WAR WITH RUSSIA, YEAH. >>YEAH. >>Jimmy: YOU KNOW WHAT A COLD WAR IS?>>NO.>>Jimmy: IT’S A WAR IN THE SNOW.>>OH.>>Jimmy: YES, LIKE REMEMBER IN “STAR WARS” WHEN THEY HAD THE SNOW TROOPERS?>>YEAH. >>Jimmy: IT’S KIND OF LIKE THAT. >>I LOVE “STAR WARS.”>>Jimmy: WHAT THE DO YOU LIKE ABOUT DONALD TRUMP?>>THAT HE’S NICE.>>Jimmy: YOU THINK HE’S NICE? DO YOU THINK HE’S NICE?>>UH — KIND OF. >>Jimmy: KIND OF, YEAH. WHO’S YOUR FAVORITE CELEBRITY?>>MICHAEL JACKSON.>>Jimmy: YOU THINK MICHAEL JACKSON WOULD BE A BETTER PRESIDENT THAN DONALD TRUMP?>>YEAH.>>Jimmy: YOU DO? YEAH? YOU THINK MICHAEL JACKSON WOULD EVER CONSIDER RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT?>>NO.>>Jimmy: WHY NOT?>>BECAUSE HE’S ALREADY A FAMOUS PERSON.>>Jimmy: THERE’S ANOTHER BIG REASON WHY HE PROBABLY WON’T RUN FOR PRESIDENT TOO. >>BECAUSE HE HAS — HE HAS — HM.>>Jimmy: BECAUSE HE HAS — PASSED AWAY?>>PROBABLY, YEAH. >>Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH. >>I AGREE. >>Jimmy: YEAH, YOU AGREE. OVERALL YOU HAVE A POSITIVE FEELING ABOUT THE COUNTRY. YOU THINK THE PRESIDENT IS MAKING AMERICA GREAT AGAIN?>>I THINK AMERICA’S ALWAYS BEEN GREAT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>>Jimmy: I WOULD HAVE TO AGREE WITH YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

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