Hello Hello What’s up buddy? What the hell is this a conference call or what? Yes Bakur a conference call … listen Hey guys, my friend David is visiting from the USA and I want you to show him the sites and tour the country Ok, ok don’t worry Yeah, man we’ll show him a good time I got this, I got this Awesome! What the hell is this Majed? A fence? I didn’t know there was a fence Don’t worry, I’ll send a broadcast and the guys are on their way Give me 2 minutes Hey Homies! Shake that metal baby Look at the cute boy God help us! Majed, Majed … Guys … Guys! [Welcome] The groom has a big nose, man Welcome it’s an honor to have you and we have a special guest today from America we’d like to introduce him to our culture We have a southern custom called ‘Terrag’ please join us great , great Hey, wait a minute Why’s your friend crying, man? Tell him it’s a wedding, not a funeral Hello Hello Guys does your friend have BB (BlackBerry)? BB? What BB, man? What’s wrong with you? Get the hell out. Get the hell out, please. You’ve depressed the guy, man Come let me show you a good time and a nice life Let’s go [Since the day I was born, Since the day I was born] [I’ve never touched the green, God help me please] [Oh my bird, with your wings] One at a time, idiots Hey, the American got knocked out! OMG, I screwed up big time Bakur, come here [They drove him nuts, They drove him nuts] [And this is the American] [They drove him nuts, They drove him nuts] [And his eyes are blue] [They drove him nuts, They drove him nuts] [And he’s a blondie] [They drove him nuts, They drove him nuts] [And he’s a blondie] [They drove him nuts, They drove him nuts] [And this is the American] [They drove him nuts, They drove him nuts] [And his cheeks are rosy] What type of lamb is this I think the Najdi is better It’s all meat, man By the way Faisal, how did your friend like our tour? He says he wants to marry into us Honestly he said so Over my dead body you *%$#! Are these the guys that dealt with the American? What are you looking at? I’m sorry I didn’t know that the wedding was tomorrow I didn’t know that the priest and groom were coming and the sheikh I’m really sorry Eat *#@&$#$ Sorry Get off of me Attractive!