If Meat Eaters Acted Like Vegans – Ultra Spiritual Life episode 35

If Meat Eaters Acted Like Vegans – Ultra Spiritual Life episode 35

That salad’s totally grossing me out. I’ve completely lost my appetite. [gong] How long have you been a meat eater for? I only eat meat. I’m going to the Meatstock Flesh Festival. Are you goin’? Yeah, I want the tofu spring rolls, except I don’t eat tofu, so do you have like a tofu-flavored chicken you can substitute in for me? It’s not that vegetable eaters are bad people, it’s just that they’re… terrible people. This sausage is a meat-based vegetable substitute for cucumber. It’s got the taste and the texture of an actual cucumber, with none of the cucumber. Eating plants makes your body WAY too alkaline, which will definitely kill you. Do you really want that? All you need is some meat to be healthy and thrive. You get everything you need from meat. Beef is loaded with carbs! Orcas are even more spiritually evolved than humans, and THEY only eat seal meat, so that means humans should only eat meat, because it’s the most spiritually evolved diet, because of orcas. Plants give off oxygen. Why would you eat them? Do you even know how dangerous deer are when you’re driving your car? If you don’t kill and eat deer first, you basically want people to get into car accidents. The world’s a much safer place if we eat the animals that could eat us. Broccoli? That’s what my food eats. That’s my food’s food, and I don’t appreciate you eating that. You should eat Siberian tigers to help them go extinct. It makes it so that they can live on through you and your children for generations to come. The best chance for the survival of their species is for us to kill and eat them. That coconut was gonna grow into a palm tree. Why would you eat that? I could never eat plants that are raised in crowded farms in inhumane living conditions with less than one square inch of space per stalk, stuck in the soil against their will. Have you ever thought about going meat-eater to help save the planet, or do you just not care about the earth? Have you seen that Kalespiracy documentary? You’ve gotta see it. It’s so heartbreaking seeing how all the plants are killed and the deforestation from the plant farming and unsustainable farming practices. Kale farming is the number one destroyer of the environment. Once you see it, you’ll never eat plants again. As he redundantly repeated his emotionally charged nutritional opinions at me, I was instantly convinced to become a meat eater. JP was the most illogical, condescending person I’ve ever met. Saying something like that’s just a symptom of being overly alkaline. It just makes you mean and you can’t think straight. [gong] So that you can be a less terrible person, be sure to subscribe to my carnivorous channel. All those meat eaters in one place, it’s beatiful… [dog chomping meat noise] Hmm. [softly] Gimme my steak.

100 thoughts on “If Meat Eaters Acted Like Vegans – Ultra Spiritual Life episode 35

  1. The thing about the Deer makes sense. If there were more hunters(who follow the tag limit), the deer population would be regulated enough to be less likely hit by a car. Unless you want Game agencies to just do the "Apex Method", which means that you can't walk outside with your dog at night without a Wolf(Or another Predator to the deer)jumping out due to the Wolf population getting out of hand due to the Apex Method.

    Hilarious video though.

  2. Funny as always but most vegans dont act that
    Way. Those are provocateur s or just insecure people. But animals are real beings with their thoughts and feeling and they love each other and stuff…thats not just human stuff.

  3. I watched it out of curiosity expecting something intelligent and funny. I am very disappointed as, in my opinion, it is lacking of basic sense of humour; cliched arguments against veganism, repeated scenarios. Sorry, this is boring

  4. I'm actually a carnivore, some of us talk like this but vegans talk like this way more. Carnivores think if you want to eat bread or cookies you can but eventually you'd figure out that you only want animal products. I eat this way for my health and it's actually better for the environment. All that nonsense about the water and land is made up by big agriculture. It takes 1.2 gallons of water to grow one almond and you actually can get every single nutrient on earth from just beef liver or an egg or an oyster and live a very healthy fit life. You can do what you want though I don't care, that's what separates us from the vegans, we don't virtue signal, we tell you the facts then enjoy our steak.

  5. I am offended by this video and so should be all vegans. Lets file a lawsuit against this clown for oppressing our culture and abusing animals in the same time.

  6. Could you have figured it out any more fruits and vegetables beans roots leaves whatever you want whatever is good for you will actually make you a very healthy and bring you closer to God in Christ that's a proven fact I have proven this when I was a meat eater I would get my grill out strawberry huge brisket steak on it and bite my friends over with beer and gloat over that giant piece of meat on the grill and then I go to the grocery store and I looked around one day and I saw hundreds of packs of meat wrapped up dead carcasses wrapped in plastic for us to choose from to eat I think the human race needs a wake-up call I think I alien race needs to come down here and Slaughter us for food put us in plastic wrap and walk us and prayed us around same look at that that looks good we need a big wake-up call there's eight billion people on this planet and we're destroying it because we have to keep eating things that are alive I'm sorry got a little out of control bye

  7. Dunno why these people are so intense. The planet cannot sustain a planetwide vegan diet as it stands now. Many people eat meat as part of their culture. Also vegans oftew die from complications due to strokes related to nutrition deficiencies, as evidenced by that 2012 study that vegans love to misquote

  8. It is funny cause it shows there is nothing to support about meat eating. This would not be that funny thoug if you guys ever visited a slaughterhause. So funny really funny. Go there

  9. Actually they really do. ??A LOT!
    I have become a lacto-ovo-vegetarian and I have never tried to influence people with my diet. I just minded my own business, BUT over 16 persons around me always told me "your diet is wrong and incomplete" , "just eat meat like all of us", "you will faint in the street because of lack of nutrients", "there is no protein in those beans, trust me or it there are some , you will find just a little which is not sustainable and qualitative"
    things like that almost every single time…
    These are no more jokes, but offenses.
    "I know you love meat but you keep it secret", "you don't know ow to live this live", "look, my grass has grown. Now you can make a large salad", "be careful not to get poisoned with protein", "We as humans are built to eat meat, not oats like horses", "our ascensor have eaten raw flesh of dinosaurs and you eat raw veggies?! this is unnatural, you are not a bunny".
    Those things are said by people who eat meat daily like 1-2 portions and a lot of processed foods and occasionally some fruits and vegetables if they are a salad or a side dish.

  10. My cousin is vegan but it’s good that she shuts the fuck up about it. If I am eating meat and she is with me she just sais: “damn that looks good” so you can be vegan sure just SHUT THE FUCK UP MAN WE DONT GIVE A SHIT LET ME EAT MEAT

  11. I'm not exactly vegan but this title n 1st 30 seconds alone makes no sense.

    Vegans, or at least avoiding meat/eggs, is a matter of avoiding something that VIOLATES the non-aggression principal and makes you a part of being PHYSICALLY cruel and violating God-given rights.
    to mock vegans, you'd have to do something that avoids the above paragraph, and cruelty, and avoid foods that wastes human health, land, water, karma, n veggie food that tastes like meat OR better.
    Click the sub/bell icons on channel Playitalready for details/facts on all the above (including tasty foods).

  12. This is hilarious from a comedy standpoint, but we should respect vegans because their ideas & practices are pretty correct.

  13. As Joe Rogan said "How do you know when you meet a Vegan and Harvard graduate they will tell you with in 2 minutes of meeting them"

  14. That is ?? ????! What vegans don't understand is that not everyone has to take their moral high ground; it's not an ethical obligation. They think it's just morally neutral to not pay for someone to have their throat slit… What next? Am I a bad person if I kick dogs on the street — IF doing it makes me feel good? ?? ?????? ???! You may think you're a better person choosing not to do that, but don't force your opinions down my throat! To each their own.

    Why can't people be more open-minded and let us rape, torture and murder others as we please?!

  15. I seriously don’t understand why what you eat changes who you are, I’m vegan and that doesn’t mean Im automatically a stuck up person who only cares about myself. I’m trying my hardest not to sound like a Karen but like wtf

  16. this is probably one of the funniest yet most accurate to the real behaviour of some vegans of all of his Ultra Spiritual episodes

  17. Exactly…..Plants have feelings too, Proven fact!!! Salad or full English….take your pick? Both cause distress, so you can eat!!!

  18. not all vegans act like that. how is it wrong to stick up for your friends when you see they are being abused. i usually like this guy but nope

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *