? 7:33 And you though America couldn't get any whiter … Silly rabbit.
How the hell did you the American people allow Trump to become President? It's not his fault, you are the ones who gave him power.
MTA is still in a state of emergency but I guess his wall’s important
Donald "Golden Boy" Trump? But he's orange.
Yeah and 78 year old Pelosi whacked poor old Donnie right out of the ring, your near on useless Donnie.
Pffffff….Kimmel another liberal mouthpiece.
As an outsider looking at what is happening in U.S. politics, what i see is a bunch of Democrats who can't, accept that THEY LOST the Presidential election race. How strange that Bill Clinton wasn't the target of a massive campaign to remove him for LYING to the Congress & to the American people. And no big deal his wife broke law on about 80,000 occasions we know about & the icing on the cake is Obama's unauthorised $400,000,000 payment to declared terrorist organisations & there political "front" groups. Seriously your like the kid who owns the baseball bat, bats first, gets struck out, spits the dummy, goes home & takes the only bat with him. Democrats & there supporters are a bunch of dummy spitting losers.
Hang on…don't we already KNOW the state of the union?
In the USA, all politicians who appear in public should be made to wear a Tshirt with the logo of their sponsors on it. Imagine …'Republican party:sponsored by NRA, Goldman Sachs and many other huge corporations who are hoping for more tax breaks'"Guaranteed,..absolutely NO conflict of interest."
Should make things more interesting and transparent…
Why is Pence even relevant?Bye Felicia…
Miguelito Pence habla español!
Americans are hopeless
Didn't know that president can't just show in? Good grief. I'm not over there and even I knew that.
YOU ARE A LOSER jimmy
GOOGLE : Jared Kushner 'admitted Donald Trump lies to his base because he thinks they're stupid'Trump's son-in-law said: 'He just knows Republicans are stupid and they’ll buy it,' according to former New York Observer editor, 31 May 2017. “I told Jared that I was particularly appalled by his father-in-law’s birtherism stance, which I viewed as cynical and racist.He rolled his eyes and said ‘He doesn’t really believe it, Elizabeth. He just knows Republicans are stupid and they’ll buy it.’”
Well America had a good run , I suppose . RIP
I can't understand some of you people, if Pelosi was president and wanted a wall you would be saying how great she was for protecting the US people, because its Trump you hate what he is doing , he is doing this for all of you , nothing to do with politics. Technology as in drones etc are not going to stop illegals coming over the border , only a barrier or wall will do that , i just can't see why you people are getting angry for Trump to protect you .
This guy hates the low unemployment rates. Hate orange man. Orange man bad. NCP response
Lets not forget republicans put out a bill to pay federal workers amid government shutdown. Democrats voted it down.
That first video is better than most of the promos WWE produce for some times
Donald Trump is nothing more than entertainment for elite to buy time. And theyre doing a good job of it.
" Until democracy is restored.." Where?
These skits could be hilarious if they weren’t simply taking political jabs at the President. They’re not really even meant to be funny. So much for Late Night Comedy.
I did know that the president has to be invited…I'm Dutch, however I did watch "The West Wing"
I think you give us too much credit to know the difference between the Tabernacle Choir at Temple Square and the "Westboro Baptist Baptist Church Tabernacle Choir".
Ok can i just say real quick… as an Hispanic person myself pence’s pronunciation wasn’t that bad, considering just how hard Spanish is to pronounce and learn if it’s not your birth language. Also, that wasn’t even what his video was supposed to be about…… when the one thing this administration has ever done right is this and you still try to seek the negative in it because you simply can’t acknowledge that for once they’ve made the right choice… maybe you have more things in common with trump’s fanatics than you think. (to be clear I’m an independent)
Guillermo forgot what show he was on lol
BANG, BANG, BANG, FBI, OPEN THE DOOR ! suck on that trump because your time is coming!
You get what you vote for ?
Where Ice Cube when you need him lol
one term president.
Plot twist: The events of the film 'They Live' are really happening and Donald Trump is the leader.
Fun fact trump has an pretty low approval rate not just for the whole population, but for Republicans too,
"No paychecks for anyone" ???????
S. A. D.
I liked when the Faa Guy tried to tell the joke. It was a bad pun, but a very good try!! Got a goodriseoutta the audience
I'm surprised he didn't say send Matt Damon as first man on Mars.
Wait we already did.
Hahhahaha yknow im not just flying 50 billion times this month gOOD TO KNOW THERES NO MORE AIRPLANE INSPECTIONS. Some of you migjt say oh just dont fly. Ok im sure what ocean to swim to to get out of japan i have no visa and im wt my 90 day msrk hajssj. Oh and then im helping someone go to LA where their conselet is so they can gtfo of here
NASTY WOMEN dance crew! HA!!
Oh America, how the mighty have fallen!
2020 can't get here fast enough
OMG jimmy! Keep giving him hell! It makes us laugh so hard!
Its so true!!! He is bad at everything!??????
why did no one laugh at 3:25
Jimmy Kimmel was funny once, until Trump became president.
More like the Draco Malfoy of presidents what with using daddy's money and all
That's disturbing, 'cause you know there are people who would actually go to that lol.
Trump has a desire to go to mars, eh? Say hi to Bobbi Draper for me and possibly bring back her number, LOL
I have an idea – Hey DJT, you should give your state of the union in Russia! Your bff, Putin, could have interpreters sign it for you – so that your base could watch too!
SPEECHALMANIA 1 POWERED BY ADERALL
BROUGHT 2U BY BRAWNDO!
Whose Nancie's boy?
The problem with giving NASA all they money they could need, is that will be mostly spend on Premium Tinder and golden pocket protectors.
your'e simply not funny
How bout a movie where trump , a shirtless Putin singlehandedly build a space ship, and fly it to mars together. Ca ching ya welcome Hollywood… any way we can get these two off the planet is fine with me..
Trumps "draining the swamp" alright, with in the next 6 months there will be no one at the White House that's not in prison but the illegal immigrant cleaner.
brilliant trailer work
Donald Trump is a very good negotiator and very good actor. First he gave them a choice and next time coming stick. He’s going to do,what is the best for America and American people, with them or without them. He knows how to humiliate these people. They are already laughing stock.
Playing games with people's lives. America's doomed!
The joke will be on the Democrats when their lack of leadership and direction secures DJT a landslide reelection.
Trump please help stop building of nord stream 2 !!!
space force and the martians are gonna pay for it, believe me
All these liberals in the comment section are giving me cancer
ATTENTION !Trump and Pence committed a cowardly act of treason. Without the permission of the people of America, the sanctions were lifted from Putin’s Russian friends (Rusal), the sponsors of the war in Syria, Ukraine.Trump is a traitor, and works in the interests of the Kremlin, the information is completely confirmed.
And the worst joke goes to..
that was amazing
Do people find Kimmel funny or do they just hate regular news shows more?
That advertisement tho xD
Dear Mars, Here is our gift, it is called Donald and will make a wonderful citizen on your fare planet. Here are it's papers, it's make Mars great again bumper sticker, it's diapers need to be changed often and he is great at taking direction. It has been wanting to live here since it was little and loves your people. Sincerely, the People of Saturn. P.S.; if it doesn't work out feel free to return our gift back to Saturn for no extra fee.
Curtis is so sweet! More of him please!
burger king foot lettuce guy not getting paid?
Well Pence's Spanish was much better than Bernie's.
HAHAHAHA hilarious lol
Imagine trump and Matt Damon on mars together???
That means all dogs go to heaven.???
A man who shutdowned a casino will shutdown everything.
How’s surrounding yourself with the “best people” worked out got you Trump?
Once again, my day was made! Thank Jimmy!
Search the word Moron on Google images.
They impeached a president for getting sum booty, but Donald trump has shut the gov down twice over a racist ass wall and they lookin the other way
I liked that guy's joke!
I suspect that "J" in Donald J Trump, actually stands for Joffrey
Trump has given the American media industry so much content its unreal
On the ONE hand, we DESPERATELY need to laugh about how ludicrous this president is, but on the other, it's monologues like this that actually point out what a FARCE this guy is…. and he's doing what might be irreparable harm to the office of the potus. How can ONE THING make you want to laugh and cry at the same time, and with such abject helplessness?
Always about trump.. I’m bored with this joker… I’ll unsubscribe this boring all the time trump jokes.. this jimmy don’t have a reliable script anymore..Borrring
Soo I guess we can say Trump's jus Bahhhd, LMFAO he's da Nastiest Burger lovin piece a TRASH ????
Curtis is hot
Jimmy Kimmel for president 2020.
I am a Graphic Designer and i know Kimmel's Editors had fun doing the Speechel-Mania..
I miss Kimmel having non trump material
I went from being a feminist leftist thinking I knew everything but now seeing how good Trump is doing, I'm leaning to the right ?
Could you be less funny??
Trump doesn’t bow down to liberal bullies. He punches back!
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