Dave Chappelle on the Jussie Smollett Incident | Netflix Is A Joke

Dave Chappelle on the Jussie Smollett Incident | Netflix Is A Joke


– [Dave Chappelle] I’m just
afraid of being attacked. It happens to the best of us. Don’t ever forget what happened to that French actor. You know who I’m talking bout? Jussie Smollett. He’s a very French, very
famous French actor. (audience laughs) Y’all never heard of Jussie Smollett? (audience laughs) Jussie Smollett is a actor from France. (audience laughs) And he became famous on
a show called Empire. One night, he was in Chicago late at night and was the victim, (laughs)
(audience laughs) he was the victim of a
racist and homophobic attack. You see, Jussie Smollett is (audience laughs) gay and he is black. Not just French. (audience laughs) Oh, it was a crazy story. Apparently, when he was walking down
the street late at night two white men came out of the shadows with MAGA hats on and beat him up. Tied a rope around his neck, called him all kinds of n**** and put some bleach on him
and ran off into the night. (audience laughs) The shit was like international news. And everybody was furious, especially in Hollywood. It was all over everybody’s Twitter feed and Instagram page. “Justice for Jussie!” and all this shit. (audience laughs) The whole country was up in arms. Was talking about it all
the time on the news. And for some reason, African Americans, we
were like oddly quiet. (audience laughs) We was so quiet about the shit that the gay community started accusing African
American community of being homophobic
for not supporting him. What they didn’t understand is that we were supporting him with our silence. (audience laughs) Because we understood that this n**** was clearly lying. (audience applauds) None of these details added up at all. He said he’s walking down
the street in Chicago and white dudes come up to him and say, “Hey man, aren’t you that
f*** n*** from Empire?” What the f***? Does that sound like
how white people talk? I know white people, they
don’t talk like that. Are you that f*** n*** from Empire? They would never say that. It sounds like something that I would say. (audience laughs) If you’re a racist and homophobic you’re not even gonna
know who this n*** is. You can’t watch Empire. (audience laughs) Black people never feel
sorry for the police but this time we even
felt sorry for the police. Can you imagine if you
was a police veteran taking this kids police report? “Okay Mr. Smollett, please
tell me what happened? “Alright, two a.m. You
left the house at two a.m., “it was minus 16 degrees. (audience laughs)
“Alright. “You were walking? You
were walking. Alright. (audience laughs) “And where were you going? “Subway?” “Sandwiches?” (audience laughs) “That’s when the men approached you? “Did you see them? Did you have any– “Okay, what did they have on? “MAGA hats?! (audience laughs) “MAGA hats on in Chicago? “Excuse me one second Mr. Smollett “Frank, come here for a second. (audience laughs) “Find out where Kanye West was last night” (audience laughs)

100 thoughts on “Dave Chappelle on the Jussie Smollett Incident | Netflix Is A Joke

  1. This was a fantastic show. To be honest it was between Dave and Bill Burr as the best, but this level of setup, talking the audience for that walk and the delivery is what was sorely missing from Burr's latest 'paper tiger'.

  2. Find out where kaye west was last night!…. I completely lost it๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  3. JUSTICE FOR JUICY ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚โ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธ

  4. CHAPPELLE IS NOTABLY THE MOST FUNNIEST COMEDIANS TODAY AND ONE OF THE MAIN REASONS THAT I FEEL IS THAT DAVE AS HE HAS SAID BEFORE" KEEPS IT REAL IN OTHER WORDS PEOPLE "AS IT HAPPENS TODAY! NOT YESTERDAY OR TOMORROW! REMEMBER MY OWN QUOTE, LIKE " HENNESSY 100 PROOF AND 100%"๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜โ˜๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ€

  5. Faking a hate crime to incriminate and demonize a people IS A FUCKING HATE CRIME. But Blacks and others get away with any level of crime, discrimination against Whites with this anti-White tyrannical occupation.

  6. This guy speaks sense.
    African Americans are biggest beneficiaries of Trump's policies that brings blue collar jobs in America.

  7. That French actor piece was one of the friggin funniest things I have ever …..I mean ever heard in my life – Chappelle is one of a kind.

  8. You think two white Trump supporter guys wearing MAGA hats are going to be out at 2am in Chicago in -16 degrees looking to beat up a black guy? Really? Carrying a noose thatโ€™s 2 foot long? Tie to what?

  9. And look at u Dave! Gettin those bust n on white ppl, cause only black folk r hip enough to know that asshole was lying! They knew he was lying but most whites r 2 afraid to say a word about the great black race! Btw, plenty of blacks supported him! So donโ€™t try it!

  10. Dave messed this up actually. I'm pretty sure he meant to say "a very famous french actor" but he said "a very french actor". The bit was still hilarious though.

  11. "the first amendment is the most important one. the second amendment is in case the first one doesn't work out!"
    Dave Chapelle (love this guy!)

  12. Actually Dave the blacks wasnโ€™t silent dam near everyone of yโ€™all came to his defense so idk where he gets all the blacks was silent?? Shit thatโ€™s the joke

  13. And Schumer wants just as much $ as him, for getting up there and her bit is telling everyone that she has a stink v*g*n*?! Ohhhhkay

  14. Jussie faked a hate crime to help Kamala Harris push through BS legislation, was willing to let two White men – innocent, who had nothing to do with this – take the fall, attempted to throw the two Nigerian dudes he paid to stage this crap under the bus, made a mockery of actual hate crimes and oppression, and refused to compensate the Chicago police for their time and resources wasted on his lies and deceit.

    He deserves every bit of this and more.

  15. Homophobic is the dumbest word ever made up!! A phobia is a fear. No one is scared of sodomites!! Just because you don't like a certain person doesn't make it a phobia. If that's the case, I'm burglarphobic. See how ridiculous that sounds?

  16. ๐Ÿ™‹Who knew exactly who he was talking about the very first time he said Juicy/Jussie Smollet? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  17. The black community kept quiet my ass, you motherfuckers bitched and ranted and shouted white supremacy. The only part I fucking hate from this, the black community remained silent, what a load of shit.

  18. They left out the best part, where he imitated the supposed call out but in the Nigerian accent (who the attackers were later identified as) that was the best part.

  19. I have watched this aboit 12 times and it never loses its ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚funny

  20. We must protect Dave Chappelle at all costs. Heโ€™s the only man in Hollywood left with the balls to make fun of everyone.

  21. Dawg Dave Fucked this man whole name up forever… He is Juicy Smooyay FOREVER ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  22. WHOMEVER IS HOLDING ME. RELEASE ME. I HAVE BEEN AND CONTINUE TO BE MENTALLY TORTURED BY THE CIA AND U.S GOVERNMENT. I REQUEST TO BE RELEASED IMMEDIATELY. I WILL NOT BE COMPANY TO THOSE RESPONSIBLE

  23. To this day, I still donโ€™t think Iโ€™m gonna make it fam ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  24. You were oddly quiet on purpose. You were hoping it was true, so you could pull the race card because….white man bad.

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